Holy Devil
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Reply ONLY with a question
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Ruby2sDay
Lip Service....
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Is it okay if I whisper the answer in your ear?
You know I would like to hear you clearly, I seem to have misplaced my hearing aid, could you help me find it?
FallingToFly
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You know I would like to hear you clearly, I seem to have misplaced my hearing aid, could you help me find it?
If I help you, will you help me?
Or is that asking too much?
Holy Devil
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You know I would like to hear you clearly, I seem to have misplaced my hearing aid, could you help me find it?
You wear hearing aid? Do you know that apple has invented a walkman cellphone that doubles as a hearing aid so people have no clue that you're hard of hearing?
Englandboy2
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Are hearing aids what you risk getting when you have unprotected phone sex?
Handley_Page
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will the phone be affected if you remove the batteries ?
Ruby2sDay
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You wear hearing aid? Do you know that apple has invented a walkman cellphone that doubles as a hearing aid so people have no clue that you're hard of hearing?
Time for an upgrade, did you know I'm getting a new cellphone this weekend?
Camille Savage
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Can I hate you if you are getting an iPhone?
Holy Devil
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Ruby2sDay
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Are you buying one for me too?
What color do you prefer?
Holy Devil
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Ruby2sDay
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Do they have "ruby red"?
Ruby red is a fine choice, any special requirements
you have to go with that?
irishrule05
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Ruby red is a fine choice, any special requirements
you have to go with that?
is your number programmed into it?
Holy Devil
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Ruby red is a fine choice, any special requirements
you have to go with that?
My camel's missing...I don't have much to do....can I play with your lips?
Camille Savage
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Do you like my tulips?
Holy Devil
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Camille Savage
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Where have you been? Eating tulips again?
Do camels eat tulips?
Holy Devil
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Do tulips grow in the desert?
miaction69
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how would they get watered
Holy Devil
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Is that a question?
Ruby2sDay
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Would you like it to be one?
Holy Devil
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Why are you asking me this?
IsabellaKing
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Don't you know how to give a straight answer?
Holy Devil
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Are you serious? How about crooked answers? What if I tell your momma you talk to strangers? What if I tell you I don't know the answers myself? What if I tell you actually I'm your father? What if I tell you the devil never lies? What if Obama turned out to be a very good president? Would the Republicans soak their heads in buckets of shit out of shame?
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