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[Holy Devil]

Would you believe me if I told you that Simon was so impressed with my "talents" that during the throes of passion he promised to make me a star?

You believed him? How can you be so gullible?

 

[Camille Savage]

You believed him? How can you be so gullible?

where have you been? *taps foot*

 

[Holy Devil]

where have you been? *taps foot*

Me? Watching American Idol..where else? Where can I go to? You know I can't go far with a bad leg, right?

 

[Camille Savage]

Me? Watching American Idol..where else? Where can I go to? You know I can't go far with a bad leg, right?

What? That last yank I did didn't fix it?

 

[Holy Devil]

What? That last yank I did didn't fix it?

Do you know that you yanked the wrong leg?

 

[Camille Savage]

Do you know that you yanked the wrong leg?

How stupid can I be?

How does that saying go? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?

 

[Holy Devil]

How stupid can I be?

How does that saying go? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?

Actually it was an old war wound which reopened after I fell into a jungle ravine last month during a rain storm, and I was able to survive due to my medical training....I used a vine as a tourniquet and ate some jungle roots in place of antibios...and yanking would only worsen the healing wound, but tender loving massage and kisses woud surely help but aahhh...you don't want to hear an old man's ramblings, would you?

 

[Camille Savage]

Actually it was an old war wound which reopened after I fell into a jungle ravine last month during a rain storm, and I was able to survive due to my medical training....I used a vine as a tourniquet and ate some jungle roots in place of antibios...and yanking would only worsen the healing wound, but tender loving massage and kisses woud surely help but aahhh...you don't want to hear an old man's ramblings, would you?

I'm an old woman, what else have I got to do?

 

[Holy Devil]

I'm an old woman, what else have I got to do?

You mean old as in experience ?

 

[Camille Savage]

You mean old as in experience ?

What did you say? Did you remember to buy my hearing aid batteries?

 

[Holy Devil]

What did you say? Did you remember to buy my hearing aid batteries?

So now you're hard of hearing? Yes I did...did you look in the closet?

 

[Camille Savage]

So now you're hard of hearing? Yes I did...did you look in the closet?

How can you always be so sweet to me?


Shall we dance?

 

[Holy Devil]

How can you always be so sweet to me?


Shall we dance?

Me sweet? How can the devil be sweet?

Do you tango?

 

[Camille Savage]

Don't ya think the 'holy' sorta balances out the 'devil' leaving a sweet person that buys me batteries and puts them high on a shelf in the closet so I'll have to get him to give me a boost?

 

[Holy Devil]

You think so? How long have we known each other?

 

[Camille Savage]

You think so? How long have we known each other?

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . what was the date that I sold my soul?

 

[Holy Devil]

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . what was the date that I sold my soul?

It was the day that you hopelessly fell in love with me?

 

[Holy Devil]

Do you mind if I smoke?

 

[Camille Savage]

It was the day that you hopelessly fell in love with me?

Oh whats love got to do, got to do with it?
What`s love but a second hand emotion?
What`s love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

 

[Camille Savage]

Do you mind if I smoke?

what ya smokin'?

 

[Holy Devil]

Do you know that when you sing, all the bugs leave the house in a hurry? *chuckle*

weed...want some?

 

[Camille Savage]

Do you know that when you sing, all the bugs leave the house in a hurry? *chuckle*

weed...want some?

are you saying that I am an effective method of pest control?





Are you rolling?

 

[Holy Devil]

are you saying that I am an effective method of pest control?





Are you rolling?

Well, we're staying in a bug-free house, aren't we?

Damn, I can't roll a good joint when my fingers hurt...can you do the honors?

 

[Camille Savage]

Well, we're staying in a bug-free house, aren't we?

Damn, I can't roll a good joint when my fingers hurt...can you do the honors?

you know, I was thinkin' . . . do you suppose if I hit some really high notes we'll get rid of the rats, too?

Toke?

 

[Holy Devil]

you know, I was thinkin' . . . do you suppose if I hit some really high notes we'll get rid of the rats, too?

Toke?

You think you can do that?

You know that if I toke too much I can do crazy things in bed, right? *chuckle*