Holly Delight
Stays for breakfast
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2002
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xzchief said:Is anyone else confused?
Yes, and how will Santa find me now?
There's only a few days left.
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xzchief said:Is anyone else confused?
Devils-Delight said:If I had a camera, could I show you my "sensitive bits"?![]()

TheOlderGuy said:what's today's hot topic?

Holly Delight said:Is it proper for a lady to ask Santa for a boob job?
*not for me -- my friend is going to a Christmas party and gets to sit on Santa's lap*![]()
TheOlderGuy said:won't santa get a chuckle outta that?
and does he get to feel his way around the job?

Holly Delight said:You mean, sort of like getting an estimate for the job?![]()
TheOlderGuy said:he wouldn't want them to fit badly, would he?
Holly Delight said:No, I suppose he wouldn't get asked back.
I wonder what he'd say to a clit piercing? LOL!
TheOlderGuy said:did you know that i once palyed Santa at a girls' reform school?
Holly Delight said:Easy job. They were all bad, right? LOL
TheOlderGuy said:don't i have to look for th goodness in everyone?
i was jkbtw.

can you give us a hint?handlebars69 said:anyone know what tomorrow is???
Fagin said:can you give us a hint?
Was it that simple of a question?TamedTiger said:Isn't tomorrow Monday?
Fagin said:Was it that simple of a question?
Then can you explain how this safety pin works?TamedTiger said:Aren't most things simpler than they first appear?
Fagin said:Then can you explain how this safety pin works?
You think? Am I finicapped?TamedTiger said:Aren't some things too complicated for a fish to uncerstand?![]()
Wouldn't it be simpler if you had hands instead of fins?
*high five*Holly Delight said:Is it your lucky fin?
*high five*