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[TheOlderGuy]

*gasp*

Good heavens, no!

Are you full mooned?

haven't you seen?
my moon is so bright, ya gotta wear shades.

 

[Holly Delight]

haven't you seen?
my moon is so bright, ya gotta wear shades.

Can you put some wiggle in it?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Can you put some wiggle in it?

can there be too much wiggle?

 

[TamedTiger]

can there be too much wiggle?

If you wiggle, is it ok if I giggle?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

If you wiggle, is it ok if I giggle?

is that the whole poem?

 

[TamedTiger]

is that the whole poem?

Did you want more? Wouldn't that be called greedy?

Can you jiggle while you wiggle so that I may giggle?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Did you want more? Wouldn't that be called greedy?

Can you jiggle while you wiggle so that I may giggle?

isn't there something we can do with diddle and piddle and riddle and griddle and fiddle?

 

[TamedTiger]

isn't there something we can do with diddle and piddle and riddle and griddle and fiddle?

His playing on the fiddle
Made me giggle
and piddle
just a little
So, finally I took his diddle
And made it wiggle and jiggle
All with a good twiddle
Until it became
Hot as a griddle
And gave me
The middle

How's that?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

His playing on the fiddle
Made me giggle
and piddle
just a little
So, finally I took his diddle
And made it wiggle and jiggle
All with a good twiddle
Until it became
Hot as a griddle
And gave me
The middle

How's that?

do you do bar mitzvahs?

 

[TamedTiger]

do you do bar mitzvahs?

Only Carnegie Hall, do you really think I would squander my fiddling and twiddling talent elsewhere?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Only Carnegie Hall, do you really think I would squander my fiddling and twiddling talent elsewhere?

is there anywhere "up" to go from there?

 

[TamedTiger]

is there anywhere "up" to go from there?

Are you trying to make me slide down from my perch?

 

[Fagin]

Are you trying to make me slide down from my perch?

What are you doing on a perch? Poor fishy or is that lucky fishy?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What are you doing on a perch? Poor fishy or is that lucky fishy?

is she stalking her dinner again?

 

[expertlinguist]

is she stalking her dinner again?

There you go........back to food again..........aren't you satiated yet?

 

[Fagin]

There you go........back to food again..........aren't you satiated yet?

Where is the food?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

There you go........back to food again..........aren't you satiated yet?

don't you know that lions have very large appetites?

 

[TamedTiger]

don't you know that lions have very large appetites?

Do they also have very large ... ahem, ah ... ummm ... paws?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Do they also have very large ... ahem, ah ... ummm ... paws?

pause, yes, they have very large pauses, mostly while they snooze.

is that what you meant?
shouldn't you be getting your beauty rest?

 

[TamedTiger]

pause, yes, they have very large pauses, mostly while they snooze.

is that what you meant?
shouldn't you be getting your beauty rest?

Did I tell you that cats sleep 17 hours per day?

Do naps count as beauty rest?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Did I tell you that cats sleep 17 hours per day?

Do naps count as beauty rest?

but aren't the females supposed to be out catching some beasts to eat?

 

[Fagin]

but aren't the females supposed to be out catching some beasts to eat?

are you volunteering to be the beast?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

are you volunteering to be the beast?

but, but, but, . . . aren't i the King of the jungle?

 

[TamedTiger]

are you volunteering to be the beast?

Do tigers eat their fellow felines?

 

[TamedTiger]

but, but, but, . . . aren't i the King of the jungle?

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