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[TamedTiger]

Aren't you scared you'll get eaten?

Ummm, wouldn't hopeful be the better word?

 

[TamedTiger]

*sitting down with popcorn*

Mind if I just watch?

You do realize this thread requires audience participation, right?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Depends ... will you lick it first? I hear lions have nice tongues as well, am I right?

did you know that licking is my spes-siality?

are you familiar with "wallace and gromit"?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

*sitting down with popcorn*

Mind if I just watch?

are you licensed?

 

[Holly Delight]

are you licensed?

Yes. I have prescription lenses.

Does that count?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Aren't you scared you'll get eaten?

you haven't seen how vicious this tiger can be, have you?

 

[TamedTiger]

did you know that licking is my spes-siality?

are you familiar with "wallace and gromit"?

Isn't it every cats specialty?

As in Wallace and Gromit's cracking Contraptions?

 

[TamedTiger]

you haven't seen how vicious this tiger can be, have you?

Meow?

 

[Holly Delight]

your lenses can count?

How many fingers are you holding up?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Yes. I have prescription lenses.

Does that count?

your lenses can count?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Meow?

was that really an inquiring meow?

 

[Holly Delight]

Wow! How'd you do ^ that?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

How many fingers are you holding up?

are you trying to read between the lines?

 

[Holly Delight]

are you trying to read between the lines?

Is the answer three then?

 

[TamedTiger]

was that really an inquiring meow?

Do you need a translator?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Wow! How'd you do ^ that?

don't you have to be really really fast?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Do you need a translator?

what language are we into these days?

 

[Holly Delight]

don't you have to be really really fast?

Certainly better than half fast, isn't it?

 

[Celtic Princess]

Certainly better than half fast, isn't it?

How do you measure "half fast"?

 

[Holly Delight]

How do you measure "half fast"?

Isn't that slow times two?

 

[Celtic Princess]

Isn't that slow times two?

What if it's slow times two point five?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Certainly better than half fast, isn't it?

did you mean "half-assed"?

 

[Holly Delight]

What if it's slow times two point five?

You're still too damn slow.

Want some popcorn?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

You're still too damn slow.

Want some popcorn?

popcorn?

 

[Holly Delight]

did you mean "half-assed"?

*gasp*

Good heavens, no!

Are you full mooned?