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[celisnebula]

Can we ever be too diverse?

 

[Alas Poor Yorick]

Isn't diversity so last year though?

Wasn't diversity outlawed with Bush's reelection?

 

[Fagin]

Can we ever be too diverse?

Shall we diverse to other areas?

 

[celisnebula]

Ugh.... can we forget about Bush?

 

[Fagin]

Wasn't diversity outlawed with Bush's reelection?

Did you know we have a "no politics" rule here?

 

[celisnebula]

Shall we diverse to other areas?

What do you have in mind?

 

[Fagin]

Isn't diversity so last year though?

Is everything so last year? Please tell me sex wasn't 'so last year', will ya?

 

[-deezle-]

Is it sad that the last time I had sex was last year?

 

[Fagin]

What do you have in mind?

How about something silly and meaningless?

 

[Fagin]

Is it sad that the last time I had sex was last year?

Please Please don't tell me that is sad, I don't want to be sad. How about it?

 

[celisnebula]

Is it sad that the last time I had sex was last year?

If that is sad I must be pathetic.... Isn't that just tragic?

 

[Alas Poor Yorick]

If that is sad I must be pathetic.... Isn't that just tragic?

How long do you have to have gone for it to be considered tragedy?

 

[celisnebula]

How long do you have to have gone for it to be considered tragedy?

Working on my 26th month of celibacy. I think that might qualify, don't you?

 

[-deezle-]

Isn't it like three years for tragedy?

 

[Fagin]

Isn't it like three years for tragedy?

Please don't tell me that. Am I a tragedy?

 

[Alas Poor Yorick]

Please don't tell me that. Am I a tragedy?

I went four years once, so at what point does it pass from tragedy to comedy?

 

[celisnebula]

Please don't tell me that. Am I a tragedy?

I dunno, it depends... Are you just missing sex or something more?

 

[Fagin]

I went four years once, so at what point does it pass from tragedy to comedy?

I once went 10. Is that something to brag about?

 

[-deezle-]

holy shit, 10 years? How'd you do it?

 

[Fagin]

I dunno, it depends... Are you just missing sex or something more?

What's sex without something more?

 

[Fagin]

holy shit, 10 years? How'd you do it?

Wouldn't that be done by not fucking?

 

[Alas Poor Yorick]

What's sex without something more?

Freshman year of college. Do you always need the something more?

 

[celisnebula]

I once went 10. Is that something to brag about?

Is it a testament to your fortitude and willingness to wait for deeper feelings or lack of opportunity?

 

[celisnebula]

What's sex without something more?

Nothing but fluid release... and isn't that pretty much pointless?

 

[Fagin]

Nothing but fluid release... and isn't that pretty much pointless?

Doesn't masturbating achieve the same result?