Renny Poo

[Angel]

Once a year, on a special sunday, the Easter Penis comes to every bad little girls house. When the girls wake up, they start the much awaited *dicks* hunt. OF course sometimes you might run into a Dix or two, but don't fear! They have dicks too!




(Ok, time to stop posting, I am WAAAAAY to tired to make any coherent or sensible posts)

 

[Renegade]

(Ok, time to stop posting, I am WAAAAAY to tired to make any coherent or sensible posts)

That never stops most of the people here.

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Renny Poo, don't worry...Ambro's nickname is "Poonkie pie." Which is worse?

 

[Renegade]

FantasyGoddess

Hmmm *thinks it over for a minute* Good point. lol

 

[Tabby432]

Renny Poo, don't worry...Ambro's nickname is "Poonkie pie." Which is worse?

My prescious little love dumpling but he's not as cute as a button. So don't you fret.

 

[Phoenix]

Just when you thought you were safe

Hiding out in the corner he sees his prey shotgun and all. The master crafty insomniatic J of the Phoenix twins plots his attack. First diving behind a tree, then crawling behind the AOL couch then slipping on a wet spot on the floor of Literotica (I am not even gonna touch that joke). He sneaks up behind the Ren man and yells RENNY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Before Ren can attack the evil genius known as one half of the Phoenix twinz gives him a wedgie and dives down the rabbit hole

 

[Renegade]

*trying to get wedgie out* That's it! Dix season is being put on hold. As of this moment, it's open season on Phoenix's! Let's see him rise from the ashes after being blasted with a shotgun to the chest!! *does nervous twitch thing*

 

[MinkSoul]

hands Renegade a shovel......

um.....you might need this....

 

[Renegade]

MinkSoul

Thanks! *grabs shovel and starts digging into wabbit hole* Oh, he sure can run, but he can't hide forever.

 

[Rosebud]

gimme that shovel...if you are going to do it do it right...
*takes pencil out of her pocket and draws an elevator*
there now you don't have to wear yourself out to get to Phoenix...
Renegade steps into the elevator and the doors begin to close...you can faintly hear the song drifting out of the elevator...

"Renny the poo...Renny the poo"

 

[Renegade]

*Listens to music and shivers* It's time like this that I'm glad I have my portable CD player.

 

[Ambrosious]

Page 3?

 

[Renegade]

Ambrosious

Me thinks you've got this thread confused with Blue's thread.

 

[Phoenix]

As Ren steps off the elevator he sees Phoenix with a evil grin on his face. However before he can raise his shot gun he is attacked by Phoenix's multiple personalities. Once captured he is strapped to a chair and forced to watch 3 straight hours of Backstreet Boys' video with a recording of someone yelling "RENNYYYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Ok so many the Backstreet Boys thing was a lil too evil but what is a Phoenix to do

 

[Renegade]

Phoenix

*grabs microphone* You truly are the master of EVIL!! HAHAHAH!!!

*hands mic over to second voice* (Indeed!)

 

[Orlanth]

*Hits Renny Poo with another lightning bolt*

 

[Tabby432]

Ambrosious

This Renny Poo is a classic. Sequels are never as good as the originals.

 

[Renegade]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tabby432]

What???

Was it something I said?

 

[Renegade]

Tabby

You know dang well what it was you said.