Remember those old 'Dead Baby' joke? Like.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

Q: How do you unload a truck full of Dead Babies?

A: With a pitchfork!!!!!

You folks remember any others?

Or has political correctness lapsed your memory?

 

[riff]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face when you turn it on.


SHIT! Excuse me, Sparky, that was a live baby joke.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That was good!!!!

More, more, more.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'll make one up.

A: How many dead babies does it take to build a house?

Q: Depends on how you stack them.

I know, that sucks.

 

[riff]

TRULY DREPRAVED:

What is the best thing about making it with an 11 month year old girl?

Flip her over and you got an 11 month year old boy.


(God, I am going to HELL) LMAO

See yall there! heheheh

 

[lilfrk]

What's grosser than gross?

A live baby eating it's way out of the dead baby pile.

 

[paganangel]

they start out as the old grosser than gross jokes.

what's grosser than gross?

nailin' a dead baby to a wall.

what's grosser than nailin' a dead baby to a wall?

takin' it off.



#2
what's grosser than gross?

ten dead babies in a garbage can.

what's grosser than ten dead babies in garbage can?

one dead baby in ten garbage cans.

 

[lilfrk]

Ok...I'm not feeling so bad now. LOL

 

[RhumbRunner13]

We are.........

......All sick people!

Maybe that's what keeps us from doing sick things!

RhumbRunner

 

[pabloback]

whats the difference between a lorry load of babies and a lorry load of ping pong balls ?
yep its that pitchfork again [cant unload the ping pong balls with it]

 

[Shockdoctor]

Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.

Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.

Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Got a few more for you:

Q: How do you get 1000 dead babies in a phone booth?
A: Use a blender

Q: How do you get them out?
A: With a straw

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dr. Schock!

You - my man - fucked me up!!!

Sparky never gets a smile - thank you sir.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Glad to hear it Sparky. I've even got a few more for you, I must be one sick individual.

Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: Whats red and white and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

and finally.....

Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth?
A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Doc?

Shock me baby - shock me!

 

[Shockdoctor]

shock you huh?

How's this:

Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?
A : A pedophiles ass

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

A Priests - bum!

Now days.

 

[Shockdoctor]

It's sad that there seems to be a lot of truth to that statement Sparky.

Alright, I've got one last one for ya Sparky.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

 

[Starfish]

I used to love those truely tasteless joke books. So far out they had to be hilarious.

Man.... those where the days... 6th grade and reading trash...

What is blue and yellow and squirms while muffling the sounds "mamuhamamamaaaa"?

A baby in a baggie.