Religion has never been this fun before...

[dreaming_lilith]

This one is a bit old but I always go and read it when I'm bored:
Divine Interventions

Copied my two favorites. Which ones are yours?


"The Devil made me do it!"

Too many twinkies?
Made a pact you regret sober?

Turn the tables and get the irresistable Devil Dildo!
Kegelize the Prince of Darkness into submission!
Put him where the sun don't shine till he accedes that you're the Master of the Universe!

This boy is so sturdy we've used him to bushwack rainforests, tenderize baby seal and satisfy old ladies in dark alleys."

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"Well hung, ready to go!

Our Boy sold Jesus for thruty silver pieces, and we're selling him for even less!

Imagine if he could fuck the Son of God what he could do to you!

Judas, the only non-believer of the bunch will make a believer out of you."

 

[WriterDom]

It's funny how you can bash a religion here as long as it is Christ based. God help you if you make fun of Muslims or pagans. Can't make fun of Jews either. You can cheer when they are murdered though.

And not just here, but anywhere in the media. But I guess that does follow the scriptures.

 

[dreaming_lilith]

It's funny how you can bash a religion here as long as it is Christ based. God help you if you make fun of Muslims or pagans. Can't make fun of Jews either. You can cheer when they are murdered though.

And not just here, but anywhere in the media. But I guess that does follow the scriptures.

It is a joke, and my intentions were'nt to offend anyone. I think it is a hillarious site, and honestly I think the jokes are quite harmless.

As you post here as response on my post, I take what you said personally and will answer based on that:

1. I have no problems with political incorrect jokes regarding jews and Muslims, but I prefer them to be expressed in a witty way with a touch of intelligence.
2. Christ based are closer to me in reality as I live in a part of the world where it is dominating.
3. I certainly do not laugh at people being murdered.

Also, I would like to point out there is a diffrence between making fun of the religion itself and the people practising it.

 

[Netzach]

Oh it's terribly tough to be in the dominant religion in the US, it's a hard row to hoe when you've been admitted to the Ivy League for about a century longer than everyone else, every single US president has had to be your religion or fuck any shot at election, and "going to the right church" is a good way to network for a better job. It's much harder than being Muslim or a Jew in the heartland. God being a majority sucks ass. My heart bleeds.

I find Woody Allen funny, it's too bad Xtians can't laugh at themeselves.

 

[sunfox]

Overreact much?

I'm a lutheran. Pastor's kid, no less.

I thought it was funny. But then, I find nearly everything funny to some degree.

Guess I'm a quirky Christian.

Edited to add: The Buddha one cracked me up.

 

[ammre]

I was raised Roman Catholic... I had a few weird spots... one where i was very into religion and one where i was totally athiest.. but i've some to settle in the agnostic/catholic range... where i am agnostic in my faith and somewhat spiritual in some things, yet i live my life much like a catholic. That makes my mom happy and a lot of times it makes me happy... I feel warm and fuzzy going to midnight mass with my mom and the bell choir and the warm wood church.... and i feel warm and fuzzy on those special occasions when i say a prayer before out meal... and even if i do not follow catholisticim so much. i don't recive the eucharist or say any of the prayer or mass hand movements... but i use it as a time to meditate on my week and on my relationship with myself anf my spiritual side...

well now that i've got where i'm comming from... about that website, i think it's funny... and my mom (the roman caholic who works at a place called the "christian union") even thought it was kinda funny when i suggested we buy the baby jesus butt plug and mail it to Rev. Fred Phelps. (he's the guy who owns godhatesfags.org and who protests all the time...)

people are so serious about religion it's sad. Be stringent about faith... I believe in god... I believe in love... I believe in forgiveness.. but don't cry is someone mocks a very human element of faith... I mock muslims, jews, christians, buddhists, anything... but i do appriciate those in those faithes who have an open mind and who believe in something peaceful... I try to go by "Do unto others as you would have done upon yourself"

but yeah... that website is hilarious, as i t-shirt hell...

 

[dreaming_lilith]

Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[sunfox]

*snip* well now that i've got where i'm comming from... about that website, i think it's funny... and my mom (the roman caholic who works at a place called the "christian union") even thought it was kinda funny when i suggested we buy the baby jesus butt plug and mail it to Rev. Fred Phelps. (he's the guy who owns godhatesfags.org and who protests all the time...)
*snip*

His church is near us... I've seen him out preaching his nastiness and boycotting businesses and organizations.

If anyone needs a good sex toy, it's Phelps.