*Relationship Venting/Advice Thread.....Lit Style*

[FantasySlut]

Why, that does sound nice. I so like my meals in bed followed by a good massage. In fact I would certainly sing her praises to everyone else if she done that. Wow, you know she's really somthing else...this mysterious lady I've a crush on.

Whatever else would she do to make me feel more special then I already am, I wonder?

I'll be very good and take her orders to someone else...they'd be no use to me.

Lol you are insane!

I don't think anyone can sing your praises as good as you sing your own!

My my, what a might big head you are carrying around......need any help with it?

 

[Kylan]

Lol you are insane!

I don't think anyone can sing your praises as good as you sing your own!

My my, what a might big head you are carrying around......need any help with it?

I'm a little schizophrenic but don’t feel bad... I and me will always have each other.

You think...Would it help if I showed them how?

Well actually, my head was the other problem I wanted your help with, but I've got to got to work now, so I shall have to adore and dream about this mysterious lady as I toil. I do hope she has the most wonderful day.

Oh, hang on...you meant the head on my shoulders didn't you? Nevermind..

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm a little schizophrenic but don’t feel bad... I and me will always have each other.

You think...Would it help if I showed them how?

Well actually, my head was the other problem I wanted your help with, but I've got to got to work now, so I shall have to adore and dream about this mysterious lady as I toil. I do hope she has the most wonderful day.

Oh, hang on...you meant the head on my shoulders didn't you? Nevermind..

From what I see. it's a good thing you do have both of you.....you may run everyone else off!

No sweets, you do well enough on your own

I meant BOTH heads!

Have a great day......with all of your problems, I am sure I'll see you again soon

 

[FantasySlut]

Kylan, no *relationship* problems for you today?