*Relationship Venting/Advice Thread.....Lit Style*

[FantasySlut]

We have *Isolated Blurps*........*Happily Married/Sexually Frustrated*...........*What made you say fuck*............Threads that you may need to make one post about something or someone that bothers you, frustrates you or has set you off for one reason or another. In this thread, you are welcome to vent, explode, voice or even ask advice about anything relating to relationships..........gf/bf......wife/husbands....relationships in general.

And no, you don't have to be having problems in order to post.....

Soooo ask away....vent.....voice....you're all welcome....Men and women.

Of course, hopefully after a few posts....there will be plenty of people to whom you can ask advice from......Not just me!

 

[FantasySlut]

Tell me....what are some of your pet peeves about married life....a relationship....

Whether it's leaving the lid up.....leaving his clothes on the floor....doesn't hang the clothes back up....

Anything

 

[wickedlady31]

...

Telling me I'm a slob for leaving a coffee ring on the counter..when He leaves his shavings in the sink...tooth paste gobs caked on the sink...and tosses his clothes on the floor rather than pick them up and put them in the basket.

Oh the list goes on...and on.....

 

[FantasySlut]

Telling me I'm a slob for leaving a coffee ring on the counter..when He leaves his shavings in the sink...tooth paste gobs caked on the sink...and tosses his clothes on the floor rather than pick them up and put them in the basket.

Oh the list goes on...and on.....

Welcome wicked.....and thanks for posting...

I am sure you are just one of many that has this problem.....

I am one of them!!

 

[Kylan]

Hi, My name is Kylan

I hate it when she won't wipe my shavings off the sink until a whole minute after I'm finished, an-an-and the way she brushes my teeth, it hurts...she brushes them far to hard. An-an-an-and the way she picks up my clothes off the floor and puts them in the basket with out folding them. Oh, and the way she only brews my 'Earl Grey' for 3.30 minutes when it should be brewed for 3.35.

I cane her about twice a month and spank her weekly...have done for nearly 17yrs now and things are, I admit, getting much better for me.

Do you think I'm just impatient?

 

[FantasySlut]

Hi, My name is Kylan

I hate it when she won't wipe my shavings off the sink until a whole minute after I'm finished, an-an-and the way she brushes my teeth, it hurts...she brushes them far to hard. An-an-an-and the way she picks up my clothes off the floor and puts them in the basket with out folding them. Oh, and the way she only brews my 'Earl Grey' for 3.30 minutes when it should be brewed for 3.35.

I cane her about twice a month and spank her weekly...have done for nearly 17yrs now and things are, I admit, getting much better for me.

Do you think I'm just impatient?

Hello Kylan and nice to meet you.....

As for your post, I think she needs to take you out to the wood pile, stretch you from side to side and then she needs to use that cane on YOU for awhile!!

 

[Kylan]

Hello Kylan and nice to meet you.....

As for your post, I think she needs to take you out to the wood pile, stretch you from side to side and then she needs to use that cane on YOU for awhile!!

Just because you're an intelligent, gorgeous woman who I admire and revere greatly (Did I say gorgeous? Yes...never mind it bears repeating) and you share a liking of Vodka with the anonymous person who has a 'Will It Ever Reach Zero' thread on here, does not mean that you shouldn't (on the grounds of equality) give good advice to all.

She has now sold my dog for cocaine money, screwed my Father and eloped with my mother.

How shall I win her back?

P.S Can you recommend a toothpaste for sensitive teeth?

Yours (no more)

@>,-'Kylan,-'​

 

[snakebyte]

Ok there's a girl (isn't there always a girl. lol) And we are complete opposites. She is sweet and nice, I'm mostly a jackass. She's very religious, I'm a sick pervert that drinks way too much. Yet despite that I have a huge crush on her and have for a good while now. When I first realized I had a crush on her, she was set to move to seattle or sacramento to do Americorp I think. Now she's no longer going to do that. I'm not sure how to approach her to try to get a date. Any suggestions? Anyone?

 

[FantasySlut]

Just because you're an intelligent, gorgeous woman who I admire and revere greatly (Did I say gorgeous? Yes...never mind it bears repeating) and you share a liking of Vodka with the anonymous person who has a 'Will It Ever Reach Zero' thread on here, does not mean that you shouldn't (on the grounds of equality) give good advice to all.

She has now sold my dog for cocaine money, screwed my Father and eloped with my mother.

How shall I win her back?

P.S Can you recommend a toothpaste for sensitive teeth?

Yours (no more)

@>,-'Kylan,-'​

*hears intelligent and gorgeous*

What? What else did you *mumble* about?

Oh yessss, Im intelligent and gorgeous....hehehe thank you kindly sir

Why would you want her back? sounds to me like good riddance!!

Sensitive teeth? Yess, take your dentures out when you eat! heheheh (Aquafreash for sensitive teeth)

Yours (again soon) LOL

 

[FantasySlut]

Ok there's a girl (isn't there always a girl. lol) And we are complete opposites. She is sweet and nice, I'm mostly a jackass. She's very religious, I'm a sick pervert that drinks way too much. Yet despite that I have a huge crush on her and have for a good while now. When I first realized I had a crush on her, she was set to move to seattle or sacramento to do Americorp I think. Now she's no longer going to do that. I'm not sure how to approach her to try to get a date. Any suggestions? Anyone?

Hey snake.....Welcome and thanks for posting here....Not sure I can help you out too much but why don't you drop some money on some good flowers and show up somewhere where she is and ask her if she dates misfits with good hearts

Hope this helps

 

[Essa]

Hello my name is Essa


I'm a bit nervous never wrote to strange people before


I have a problem with the life in my Man, he keeps telling me what to do, like wash his socks a certain way. I normally can resist but he uses a certain tone of voice which makes me feel obliged to do as he says and before I know what's come over me there's a neat pile of freshly washed fluffy socks on the side. What do you advise?

 

[FantasySlut]

Hello my name is Essa


I'm a bit nervous never wrote to strange people before


I have a problem with the life in my Man, he keeps telling me what to do, like wash his socks a certain way. I normally can resist but he uses a certain tone of voice which makes me feel obliged to do as he says and before I know what's come over me there's a neat pile of freshly washed fluffy socks on the side. What do you advise?

Hello Essa and it's a pleasure to meet you....Please, don't feel nervous......We are all friendly people here....

I have been thinking about what you wrote...

Do you think that something happened in his childhood to make him want to *boss* women around, to make them do his bidding? Some men do this to make themselves feel more like a man. That without a woman to control, he is less than.

Or perhaps the tone in his voice is more of a pleasure thing to you. His tone, when he speaks seems to silently vibrate through the air, coats your skin and makes you feel all funny inside. And when he barks his commands, you lose all control and like you said, before you know it, you've did what you didn't want to do?

FS

 

[harddog]

i have to tell my self of if i leve things about live on my own but i allways put the lid down

 

[FantasySlut]

i have to tell my self of if i leve things about live on my own but i allways put the lid down

Hiya hard...
You always put the lid down, huh?
Sounds like you would make a good partner......That's something less she would bitch at you about. But don't worry, I'm sure she will find many more things to bitch about

 

[snakebyte]

Hey snake.....Welcome and thanks for posting here....Not sure I can help you out too much but why don't you drop some money on some good flowers and show up somewhere where she is and ask her if she dates misfits with good hearts

Hope this helps

Thanks, I can't do the flower thing cuz we work together in a child care facility and I'd hate for her to be embarrassed in front of the kids.

 

[harddog]

Hiya hard...
You always put the lid down, huh?
Sounds like you would make a good partner......That's something less she would bitch at you about. But don't worry, I'm sure she will find many more things to bitch about

thanks yes i bet she would

 

[FantasySlut]

Thanks, I can't do the flower thing cuz we work together in a child care facility and I'd hate for her to be embarrassed in front of the kids.

You're welcome...
May I ask though....why would she become embarrassed with having flowers brought to her? Any girl I know would love for this to happen...

 

[FantasySlut]

thanks yes i bet she would

You know how us women are..........and our honey do lists!

 

[MsTexas]

Hey FS ~

I have just one thing to vent about this topic ...

I dont have one ... can you help?

 

[FantasySlut]

Hey FS ~

I have just one thing to vent about this topic ...

I dont have one ... can you help?

Hey Ms Texas

Would you want one?

 

[MsTexas]

Hey Ms Texas

Would you want one?

Will he behave?

I know thats asking alot but I'm old and sick of looking and training LOL

 

[FantasySlut]

Will he behave?

I know thats asking alot but I'm old and sick of looking and training LOL

Him behaving would require a lot of training on your behalf.

Hmmmmm maybe you can find someone that's already trained him and all you need to do is take him home....feed him and scratch behind his ears ever so often

 

[snakebyte]

You're welcome...
May I ask though....why would she become embarrassed with having flowers brought to her? Any girl I know would love for this to happen...

Idk if she would or not but it is kinda against job rules for employees to be dating plus you know how kids are.

 

[MsTexas]

Him behaving would require a lot of training on your behalf.

Hmmmmm maybe you can find someone that's already trained him and all you need to do is take him home....feed him and scratch behind his ears ever so often

LOL

Hey ... I can do that. Got any suggestions?

 

[FantasySlut]

Idk if she would or not but it is kinda against job rules for employees to be dating plus you know how kids are.

I see....

Yeah, kids are finicky like that
Ummm perhaps write her a note and slide it under her windshield blades?