Rejected!

[Guest]

My story was rejected just because it was shorter than 750 words!

Man, it use to be 500 hundred. Sheesh. I don't have a word count: do you expect me to count them by my fingers?

You got some nerve, Manu and Laurel, you perverts!

 

[Edward Teach]

My story was rejected just because it was shorter than 750 words!

Man, it use to be 500 hundred. Sheesh. I don't have a word count: do you expect me to count them by my fingers?

You got some nerve, Manu and Laurel, you perverts!

Here's another 408, CV.

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Ed

 

[Guest]

Something wicked this way comes!

 

[Guest]

Something wicked this way comes!

Wow, everyone's quoting Shakespeare today. S'blood! P.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Rejected!

Here's another 408, CV.

We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes. We’re getting close to the end. Here it comes now. We’re almost there. Be there any minute now. Any time now. Here it comes.

Ed

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[Virtual_Burlesque]

Something wicked this way comes!

Something WACKED got here first!






PS Perdita, I think CV meant Ray Bradbury

 

[Guest]

PS Perdita, I think CV meant Ray Bradbury

Ha ha. You should have given him the benefit of the doubt (he needs it). P.

 

[HungryGuy]

Unintended Consequences of Rules

A long time ago, Literotica also rejected one of my stories for being too short.

Ironically, Cell Division is one of my top ranked stories on Storiesonline with a score of 9.0 out of 10, and I get nothing but rave feedback on it (mostly from biology scientists

Please don't take offense, Manu and Laurel, but you're losing out on good stories with rules like this...