Jett_73
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See, any guy in the know, knows to wear a kilt if he wants to be a pussy magnet.
LMAO!
. Does any bit of tartan count? I have a 'Black Watch' scarf ... 
Red's Thread - come in and read a bit, post a bit, and lick a bit... okay... alot!!!
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LMAO!
. Does any bit of tartan count? I have a 'Black Watch' scarf ... LMAO!
You know what? Tie it around your cock and go outside, If the women come on to you, it works.
VioletFlame
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You know what? Tie it around your cock and go outside, If the women come on to you, it works.
Seems like I remember a bit of a story about a Scot with a bow on his cock....
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You know what? Tie it around your cock and go outside, If the women come on to you, it works.
ROFLMAO!!
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Oh good. I *LOVE* making you laugh!
Jett_73
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You know what? Tie it around your cock and go outside, If the women come on to you, it works.
LOL
. No comeback. I'm 'all out'. LOL
Och, ye were'ne trying tae outpost the Heathen Highlander were ye? That's ne'er going tae happen anytime soon. Now ye know.
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That's the one, indeed. I was thinking story but you managed to remind me it was a song.
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Och, ye were'ne trying tae outpost the Heathen Highlander were ye? That's ne'er going tae happen anytime soon. Now ye know.
Scarf around cock has gotta work much better than this!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/44491823@N04/4407375537
That's the one, indeed. I was thinking story but you managed to remind me it was a song.
Would ye like tae come and see all my blue ribbons?
Scarf around cock has gotta work much better than this!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/44491823@N04/4407375537
LMAO. Can you say Dickhead?
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Scarf around cock has gotta work much better than this!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/44491823@N04/4407375537
LMAO!
You guys are killing me!
Jett_73
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Would ye like tae come and see all my blue ribbons?
You think I wouldn't come with my own blue ribbon to use?
Only if ye think I've won first prize wi' ye. Ye can judge me on all points of interest and decide fer yerself.
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Only if ye think I've won first prize wi' ye. Ye can judge me on all points of interest and decide fer yerself.
What a lovely thought to start the weekend. I'm out for a bit. Have a good night.
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Only if ye think I've won first prize wi' ye. Ye can judge me on all points of interest and decide fer yerself.
you walked into this:
What do you get if we deem you lacking?
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you walked into this:
What do you get if we deem you lacking?
The 'booby' prize?
you walked into this:
What do you get if we deem you lacking?
A handshake and Thaaaanks for comin out. Buhbye now.
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Hi guys; i dont mean to be a thread/thrill killer, but, i could use your good thoughts, vibes, etc.
-- was in an accident this morning, busted my face, lost some teeth, got some stitches, etc.etc.
i'm just home from the minor emergency and i dont know what all they shot me full of, but the pain meds are waning. im going to try and dose off i think, and try and check in later- cuz y'all are the fun part of my life/days...
not all here mentally at present.- sort of all over the place with everything they threw at me. sorry
i'll have a "re-assess" Monday, unless something bad happens between now and then.
-- was in an accident this morning, busted my face, lost some teeth, got some stitches, etc.etc.
i'm just home from the minor emergency and i dont know what all they shot me full of, but the pain meds are waning. im going to try and dose off i think, and try and check in later- cuz y'all are the fun part of my life/days...
not all here mentally at present.- sort of all over the place with everything they threw at me. sorry
i'll have a "re-assess" Monday, unless something bad happens between now and then.
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OMG! WMW!!!
Heal, take care of your self. Rest. Your in my prayers and thoughts!
Thanks. *hug(gingerly) i can decide if i want to rip my pounding throbbing aching head off or cushion it in pillows and ice packs.
can i cry now? no, i'd better not. it will make everything hurt worse.
im starting to shake again. - stupid meds and nerves and accidents... i hate the shaking. it hurts.
i cant keep flipping back and forth between being mad and wanting to cry.
--
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*hugs WMW tightly but gently*
We're thinking of you
*thank you Jett~ *enjoys the hug, maybe it will slow the shaking.~
i barely know you, so, im grateful. thank you for your kindness.
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