You do have very high expectations!
Och no, my Love.I'm just being realistic. If if it keeps up, we're set fer our vacation tae Jamaica.
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Och no, my Love.I'm just being realistic. If if it keeps up, we're set fer our vacation tae Jamaica.
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Och no, my Love.I'm just being realistic. If if it keeps up, we're set fer our vacation tae Jamaica.
shhhhhhhh that is supposed to be a secret....
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I'll have you know that I am quite naked under my dress!
Your first day waiver then for the outfit ... *hands her a "get into clothes free" card*
RedHairedandFriendly
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Okay, I stepped out and don't think I've not been here, I have been. If however my greetings have been missed:
Hello.
Hello.
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Okay, I stepped out and don't think I've not been here, I have been. If however my greetings have been missed:
Hello.
There have been ample people in the welcome wagon in your stead, my lady.
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question for the group:
What is everyone doing whilst making comments in here?
(i'm doing T&E expense reports for the back half of the month..)
What is everyone doing whilst making comments in here?
(i'm doing T&E expense reports for the back half of the month..)
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*leans in, peeking around the kitchen doorjam~ apron on, towel and dish in hand~
*i'd curtsey, but - *holds dish and towel slightly higher...
*pauses~ oh the heck with it. *puts the wet dish in the toweled hand, smoothes back the straying whisps of hair with my damp hand, * makes a showy flourish with my right hand, and *curtsies smoothly~(silly grin trying it's best to make an appearance~ Thank you Winepleasures~
i didnt know it was the same guy that wrote short people.-- that's just...weird.
lol
*quick curtsey~ disappears back into the kitchen, letting the door swing shut~
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*calls out from the kitchen, loudly~
stinking, flusterating, infuriating, exasperating SEO COPY!!!! ARRRGH!!! *dishes clang~
snippets of "little Dorit,"
-- and dishes.
*
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Good to know.
I'm answering PMs, and talking to a woman on IM, (y'all put your tongues back in your mouth), and thinking about getting up to pee.
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Watching Sponge Bob Square pants and waiting for the meat to thaw for dinner
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that's hilarious, and so detailed! I'm sorry, did you have a towel and dish in hand? I didn't notice. I remembered the silly grin and the straying wisps...
and I am full of useless knowledge like that. (Randy Newman also wrote those Toy Story songs... that he should let others sing).
"*I'm really liking this place," I say to myself...
I remembered the silly grin and the straying wisps...and I am full of useless knowledge like that. (Randy Newman also wrote those Toy Story songs... that he should let others sing).
"*I'm really liking this place," I say to myself...
And now a wee pause fer a cause. Are ye dying tae hear a highlander whisper in yer ear, tell ye all the things that make ye wet? Aye, I know ye are. Welcome tae Wet Panties'R'Us.
We specialize in the accent of yer choice, the one that makes ye sweat. Just call our toll free number, ye wee harlot and listen tae a guy speak tae ye and get off on it. Call five times and receive a free personal message of yer choice. Play it again and again and enjoy the thrill of soaking yer panties tae yer dream voice. Just call 1-800-Hot Talk
*I am a paid announcer and do not perfom on line. Conditions apply, void where prohibited. Not available outside the confines of my living room. Must be 18 years old or older, panty samples must be provided,*
We specialize in the accent of yer choice, the one that makes ye sweat. Just call our toll free number, ye wee harlot and listen tae a guy speak tae ye and get off on it. Call five times and receive a free personal message of yer choice. Play it again and again and enjoy the thrill of soaking yer panties tae yer dream voice. Just call 1-800-Hot Talk
*I am a paid announcer and do not perfom on line. Conditions apply, void where prohibited. Not available outside the confines of my living room. Must be 18 years old or older, panty samples must be provided,*
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This response offers a slew of inappropriate quips:
Sponge, Bob, Square Pants, Meat, Thaw, Dinner...and lest us not forget..."watching"
Am I the only one who picked up on this?
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Shameful, wicked, naughty man.
Damn it has become habitual. Too much time on Lit!
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thank you for inadvertently blaming it on Lit, but I've been this way looooong before my ship docked here...
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And now a wee pause fer a cause. Are ye dying tae hear a highlander whisper in yer ear, tell ye all the things that make ye wet? Aye, I know ye are. Welcome tae Wet Panties'R'Us.
We specialize in the accent of yer choice, the one that makes ye sweat. Just call our toll free number, ye wee harlot and listen tae a guy speak tae ye and get off on it. Call five times and receive a free personal message of yer choice. Play it again and again and enjoy the thrill of soaking yer panties tae yer dream voice. Just call 1-800-Hot Talk
*I am a paid announcer and do not perfom on line. Conditions apply, void where prohibited. Not available outside the confines of my living room. Must be 18 years old or older, panty samples must be provided,*
*something clangs in the kitchen~
"pfft~ NOW he goes and does it. *growls and does mumbled yosemite Sam impersonation~ *frickafrackinflusteratinstupidscotsmaninthatdamkiltwithhisbackshowinFlusteratinTHANG@!" *something else clangs~
*slaps both soapy hands on the edge of the sink and hollers~
"AND YOU STILL HAVE TO READ AND DECIDE WHICH OF THE NAMES I POSTED FOR YOUR POMEGRANATE SODA WATER VODKA PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS AND LIME DRINK THING QUALIFIES!"
*realizes im brandishing a large knife, ~ "ooh. oh dear." *sets the knife down.
picks it back up...moves it further away.~
They all qualify.Pick as many names as you like. I thought the room needed a signature drink for summer, so I made it red, of course, lol.
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is thinking Wear Me Well could use a Veev Basil Gimlet....
gets out his travel bartending tools...
gets out his travel bartending tools...
I figured I was in good company.
Aye, ye are. I ha'e tae keep my eye on this lot. Can'ne take my eyes off them fer a second. If yer wise, watch out fer the blindside attack. They like tae distract ye wi' one of them and then the other two will come out of nowhere on ye. Just a wee heads up.
Sorry ....had a phone call...my cousin.... anywho...I have to go for now but I will try to visit later tonight..... kisses
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