You do have very high expectations!
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Och no, my Love.I'm just being realistic. If if it keeps up, we're set fer our vacation tae Jamaica.

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You do have very high expectations!
![]()

Och no, my Love.I'm just being realistic. If if it keeps up, we're set fer our vacation tae Jamaica.![]()

shhhhhhhh that is supposed to be a secret....I'll have you know that I am quite naked under my dress!![]()
Okay, I stepped out and don't think I've not been here, I have been. If however my greetings have been missed:
Hello.![]()
I love the way that sentence reads and I'd love to attempt to say it after drinking a few too many neat bourbons..
Additionally, I can't believe that the guy that wrote the song "Short People" also wrote that song...eventually covered by Three Dog Night. (which i love)
quite a paradoxical world...
question for the group:
What is everyone doing whilst making comments in here?
(i'm doing T&E expense reports for the back half of the month..)
There have been ample people in the welcome wagon in your stead, my lady.
question for the group:
What is everyone doing whilst making comments in here?
(i'm doing T&E expense reports for the back half of the month..)

question for the group:
What is everyone doing whilst making comments in here?
(i'm doing T&E expense reports for the back half of the month..)
*leans in, peeking around the kitchen doorjam~ apron on, towel and dish in hand~
*i'd curtsey, but - *holds dish and towel slightly higher...
*pauses~ oh the heck with it. *puts the wet dish in the toweled hand, smoothes back the straying whisps of hair with my damp hand, * makes a showy flourish with my right hand, and *curtsies smoothly~(silly grin trying it's best to make an appearance~ Thank you Winepleasures~
i didnt know it was the same guy that wrote short people.-- that's just...weird.
lol
*quick curtsey~ disappears back into the kitchen, letting the door swing shut~

Watching Sponge Bob Square pants and waiting for the meat to thaw for dinner
*calls out from the kitchen, loudly~
stinking, flusterating, infuriating, exasperating SEO COPY!!!! ARRRGH!!! *dishes clang~
snippets of "little Dorit,"
-- and dishes.
*
This response offers a slew of inappropriate quips:
Sponge, Bob, Square Pants, Meat, Thaw, Dinner...and lest us not forget..."watching"
Am I the only one who picked up on this?
This response offers a slew of inappropriate quips:
Sponge, Bob, Square Pants, Meat, Thaw, Dinner...and lest us not forget..."watching"
Am I the only one who picked up on this?

Shameful, wicked, naughty man.
Damn it has become habitual. Too much time on Lit!
The innuendos run thick in here.lol![]()
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*something clangs in the kitchen~
"pfft~ NOW he goes and does it. *growls and does mumbled yosemite Sam impersonation~ *frickafrackinflusteratinstupidscotsmaninthatdamkiltwithhisbackshowinFlusteratinTHANG@!" *something else clangs~
*slaps both soapy hands on the edge of the sink and hollers~
"AND YOU STILL HAVE TO READ AND DECIDE WHICH OF THE NAMES I POSTED FOR YOUR POMEGRANATE SODA WATER VODKA PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS AND LIME DRINK THING QUALIFIES~
*realizes im brandishing a large knife, ~ "ooh. oh dear." *sets the knife down.
picks it back up...moves it further away.~
*something clangs in the kitchen~
"pfft~ NOW he goes and does it. *growls and does mumbled yosemite Sam impersonation~ *frickafrackinflusteratinstupidscotsmaninthatdamkiltwithhisbackshowinFlusteratinTHANG@!" *something else clangs~
*slaps both soapy hands on the edge of the sink and hollers~
"AND YOU STILL HAVE TO READ AND DECIDE WHICH OF THE NAMES I POSTED FOR YOUR POMEGRANATE SODA WATER VODKA PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS AND LIME DRINK THING QUALIFIES!"
*realizes im brandishing a large knife, ~ "ooh. oh dear." *sets the knife down.
picks it back up...moves it further away.~
I figured I was in good company.![]()


Sorry ....had a phone call...my cousin.... anywho...I have to go for now but I will try to visit later tonight..... kisses![]()
