Rednecks unite! We're now an ethnic group

[WriterDom]

Teen Sues NJ School Over Suspension

.c The Associated Press


NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - A recent high school graduate filed a federal lawsuit Monday over his suspension for wearing a T-shirt that bore a comedian's ``Top 10 Reasons You Might Be a Redneck Sports Fan.''

Thomas Sypniewski Jr., 19, said he wants the dress code at Warren Hills Regional High declared unconstitutional. He also seeks unspecified damages, claiming the school board unfairly portrayed him as racist.

``I say I'm a redneck because I like to hunt and fish, bale hay and listen to country music. Besides that, I wear the T-shirt because I think it's funny,'' Sypniewski said.

The reasons on the shirt are the work of comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Among them are ``you know the Hooters menu by heart'' and ``you wear a baseball cap to bed.''

The dress code does not allow clothing portraying ``racial, ethnic or religious stereotyping.'' Sypniewski was suspended for three days in March.

School board member James Broscious said it isn't a First Amendment issue: ``The board sees it as protecting all of the students in the school from harassment.''

 

[willywanker]

Rednecks unite! We're now an ethnic group

Either that or we are now our own religion!!!!!

I could finally wear my cap to church on Sunday!

 

[YoungGun69]

If youve ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver you might be a redneck.

 

[WriterDom]

my favorite is "if you are ever too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck"

 

[YoungGun69]

My favourite is If you have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arnt

 

[Barb Dwyer]

I know millions of em, but these pop into my mind right away:

-You think Roe vs. Wade is about boat ownership!

-Instead of "Friends of the Bride or Friends of the Groom?" Ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

-If a night on the town includes city jail

-If you think the play "The King and I" is about Elvis

-If your dog passes gas and you claim it (for Ambro)

-At the track you always bet on the dog that "does his business" right before the race starts. (for Sparky)

-If any of your children are the result of a conjugal visit.

 

[morninggirl5]

-Instead of "Friends of the Bride or Friends of the Groom?" Ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

Nope, the ushers ask "Earnhardt fan or Gordon fan"


Gordon fans in the balcony by the way.

 

[pabloback]

spam is the prime food on the bbq
more hubcaps on your wall than the car
idea of foreplay is "get in the truck"
pink plastic flamingos are tasteful
"meet my wife and sister" and only introduce one woman
definition of a red neck virgin , a girl that can run faster than granpa

 

[Guest]

If you've ever mowed your grass and found a car
If people stop by mistakenly thinking you are having a yard sale.


your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

you see a sign saying 'Say No To Crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Yeah, ok. I got me some sex-u-al ones

Your idea of foreplay is "Wake Up Woman!"

You've ever used lard in bed.

You honestly think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy

You honk your horn during love scenes at the drive-in.

 

[CW]

Re: Rednecks unite! We're now an ethnic group

Either that or we are now our own religion!!!!!

I could finally wear my cap to church on Sunday!

Can we now get some funds from the freaking President to abuse and misuse in our quest to help the needy?

Can we be compensated for wrongs committed upon us for several generations past?

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Re: Re: Rednecks unite! We're now an ethnic group

CW,

No, because this is not a case of gender discrimination. In fact, as long as your promise not to file suit or lobby for a Constitutional amendment, I understand the Boy Scouts will offer a merit badge in Redneck Behavior as long as you don't eat Rainbow Skittles.

 

[CW]

Re: Re: Re: Rednecks unite! We're now an ethnic group

CW,

No, because this is not a case of gender discrimination. In fact, as long as your promise not to file suit or lobby for a Constitutional amendment, I understand the Boy Scouts will offer a merit badge in Redneck Behavior as long as you don't eat Rainbow Skittles.

??????????????????????

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Well, it was supposed to be a humorous way to tie in several of the other threads on the board tonight. I guess I should have stuck with simple Redneck jokes!

 

[Silverlily]

just for you...

Can we be compensated for wrongs committed upon us for several generations past?

No, but I will kiss it and make it allllll better!

 

[pabloback]

never said i was joking

 

[CW]

Re: just for you...

No, but I will kiss it and make it allllll better!

When?

For how long?

Where?





Hugs and nibbly kisses to ya yankee,,,

 

[Silverlily]

When?

Whenever you like

For how long?

For as long as you can take it

Where?

Everywhere you can imagine and a few places you never dreamed of.

 

[Problem Child]

I got it barb.

 

[CW]

When?

Whenever you like

For how long?

For as long as you can take it

Where?

Everywhere you can imagine and a few places you never dreamed of.

Damn woman!!!

I do believe that I am in lust,,, once again





Oh the images that you can evoke,,, looks like pleasant dreams tonight fer sur,,,

 

[Silverlily]

my pleasure













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