redneck Doms

[WriterDom]

If you have ever made nipple clamps from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans, you might be a redneck Dom.

 

[WriterDom]

If electrical play involves jumper cables, you might be a redneck.

 

[A Desert Rose]

If you have ever made nipple clamps from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans, you might be a redneck Dom.

I want a picture of this. I just can't imagine how this would work,

 

[Howling_Ire]

do red neck doms shout "whooooooeeeeeeeeeee" when they get off?

 

[Desdemona]

do red neck doms shout "whooooooeeeeeeeeeee" when they get off?

yes

 

[redelicious]

yes

ROFLMAO

OMG, Des.

 

[redelicious]

Thinking about Redneck Doms...

. . . brings to mind that scene from Pulp Fiction.

You know the one.

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Thinking about Redneck Doms...

. . . brings to mind that scene from Pulp Fiction.

You know the one.

I hate to admit it, but I've never seen that movie. Should I rent it over the holidays?

 

[redelicious]

Re: Re: Thinking about Redneck Doms...

I hate to admit it, but I've never seen that movie. Should I rent it over the holidays?

Ummm

I liked it. It's probably not something I'd curl up with a nice cup of cocoa and watch by the glow of the Christmas tree. Lots of drugs and violence. I don't want to give anything away, but I wouldn't exactly rent it for the BDSM content (though I found that part oddly exciting).

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Re: Re: Thinking about Redneck Doms...

Ummm

I liked it. It's probably not something I'd curl up with a nice cup of cocoa and watch by the glow of the Christmas tree. Lots of drugs and violence. I don't want to give anything away, but I wouldn't exactly rent it for the BDSM content (though I found that part oddly exciting).

Sounds like something my mom would enjoy watching with me. LOL We're not a Norman Rockwell type family babe.

BTW. You know you're a redneck sub when you decorate the dungeon with dare I say it???

They're pink.......


They're plastic......


They're a well loved redneck classic.....



FLAMINGOS!!!

and yes, they're my true guilty fetish. LMAO

 

[redelicious]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Thinking about Redneck Doms...

Sounds like something my mom would enjoy watching with me. LOL We're not a Norman Rockwell type family babe.

BTW. You know you're a redneck sub when you decorate the dungeon with dare I say it???

They're pink.......


They're plastic......


They're a well loved redneck classic.....



FLAMINGOS!!!

and yes, they're my true guilty fetish. LMAO

AUGH!!!!

*makes sign of the cross*

 

[Desdemona]

My work here is done. Off to bed now.

 

[Desdemona]

WD, because you're a good guy, I wanted to offer something to help you decorate your redneck dungeon for the holidays.


Ho ho ho. Merrrry Christmas!

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Re: redneck Doms

I want a picture of this. I just can't imagine how this would work,

it would probably involve duct tape.

 

[Princessintrng]

If you ever

refered to a woman's pussy as "stuff" you might be a redneck

 

[AngelicAssassin]

...

What did this have to do with redneck sex, other than it appears to involve, dare i say it?

SPAM ALERT.

 

[WriterDom]

and MissT isn't around. Oh well, shit happens.

 

[Vixandra]

You might be a Redneck wanna-be-dom if your bondage play involves Bondo.

You look for a collar at a feed and tack store wearing shitkickers and a belt buckle bigger then your fist.

 

[Princessintrng]

If you ever

went to the automotive section at Wal Mart to buy lubricant for your sub

 

[WriterDom]

I get excited just thinking about a tack store.

 

[WriterDom]

You may be a redneck Dom if her safeword is "Stop, Daddy!"

Then again, you may not be

 

[Desdemona]

If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a
redneck master.

 

[ghosst_K&H]

if you're fantasy is to have Ned Beatty on all fours squealing like a pig...you might be a Redneck Dom

if the toolbox in the back of your 4 wheel drive ford f150 doubles as your spanking bench ...you might be a Redneck Dom

if you prefer "deer play", over "pony play", ...you may just be a Redneck Dom

if you make a flogger out of 1973 chevy nova alternator belts...
you might be a Redneck Dom

if you keep a spit cup in the dungeon for scenes...you might be a Redneck Dom


if you perform any of the signature moves of the WWF wrestlers on your submissive...you might be a Redneck Dom

 

[Kajira Callista]

if you're fantasy is to have Ned Beatty on all fours squealing like a pig...you might be a Redneck Dom

if the toolbox in the back of your 4 wheel drive ford f150 doubles as your spanking bench ...you might be a Redneck Dom

if you prefer "deer play", over "pony play", ...you may just be a Redneck Dom

if you make a flogger out of 1973 chevy nova alternator belts...
you might be a Redneck Dom

if you keep a spit cup in the dungeon for scenes...you might be a Redneck Dom


if you perform any of the signature moves of the WWF wrestlers on your submissive...you might be a Redneck Dom

ROFLMAO

 

[Desdemona]

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt,
and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.