Red Dwarf USA...?

[Ask For More]

"Welcome to Jazz club....grooovy!"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"CHANNEL NINE"......"Scorchio"

 

[Ask For More]

"Don't mind me, i've just cum..."

 

[OUTSIDER]

(Taps nose)...."you ain't seen me right"

 

[Starfish]

Maybe I could get in the kitchen and make us some sausage meat ball pasta for dinner and a bottle of red wine..

I want to just get this out in the open, and by no means should you apologise, I just think people need to know:

Things I either can't or don't eat:

1.Snails
2.Algae
3.Anything with Colorants added.
4.Animals or animal parts, ground up or made into any other products.
5.Detergent.


So, I propose I make dinner, or we can do it together.
You may not believe me, until you've tried it, but I can match your sausage meatball pasta, with a soysage meatball pasta, that even my live cow, devouring Father couldn't even tell the difference. It's all in the Fennel.

Anyway, I am sure you understand, but if it is all the same, I'll still drink the wine, and we may even need two bottles, before the night is over!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Maybe I could get in the kitchen and make us some sausage meat ball pasta for dinner and a bottle of red wine..

I want to just get this out in the open, and by no means should you apologise, I just think people need to know:

Things I either can't or don't eat:

1.Snails
2.Algae
3.Anything with Colorants added.
4.Animals or animal parts, ground up or made into any other products.
5.Detergent.


So, I propose I make dinner, or we can do it together.
You may not believe me, until you've tried it, but I can match your sausage meatball pasta, with a soysage meatball pasta, that even my live cow, devouring Father couldn't even tell the difference. It's all in the Fennel.

Anyway, I am sure you understand, but if it is all the same, I'll still drink the wine, and we may even need two bottles, before the night is over!

No sweat, I also make a mean veggy curry and I don't eat meat that often myself but I do find that after about six or seven weeks without meat I get kinda crazy and start dreaming really wierd thing's, "waiter another bottle of the red for the lady".,,

 

[Starfish]

Ahh, That is strange. Anything like that of carnal murder? or maybe you find yourself, at night naked, breaking into the African exhibit at the Zoo, and you attempt to spear gazelle on the plains?

I love curry. That may be a good choice, but then we have to switch to gin. I still want pasta and wine, though! Oh, crap, I can't decide. You do it!

 

[OUTSIDER]

your pretty close I start dreaming about hunting and killing animal's or I dream about meat, great big bits of red meat sometimes it's cooked sometimes not and then I just get a huge need to eat meat, usually you'll find me at the butchers the next day buying a steak or a leg of lamb.
It has to be red meat I don't know why but it does, white meat just won't do....maybe pork at a pinch but more often than not it has to be red meat.

OK you can all stop looking at me now, after all I only got an 8 on the psycho killer test...

 

[Starfish]

*Nasty*

 

[OUTSIDER]

*Nasty*

thats me......

 

[Starfish]

I am begining to see that clearly now!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Don't forget your safety glasses babe.....

 

[Starfish]

LOL!

I hate saftey glasses, but I have to wear them if I am in a lab, using certain chemsicals. I am going to have to say that I could come up with some sexy ideas with shop tools and saftey equiptment.

Guys, wouldn't you just loose it if you came home to your lady in the woodshop, wearing only an apron, and safty goggles while making a stepping stool to stand on while you fuck her from behind???? For some reason, that sounds to me to be a very Atypical, manly fantasy!

 

[DarkAngel]

Destroying another great British show

 

[OUTSIDER]

LOL!

I hate saftey glasses, but I have to wear them if I am in a lab, using certain chemsicals. I am going to have to say that I could come up with some sexy ideas with shop tools and saftey equiptment.

Guys, wouldn't you just loose it if you came home to your lady in the woodshop, wearing only an apron, and safty goggles while making a stepping stool to stand on while you fuck her from behind???? For some reason, that sounds to me to be a very Atypical, manly fantasy!

OH YEAH.......(whisper's)...."your a bad girl aren't ya".






pass me the lube gun baby.

 

[Starfish]

Are you going to caulk some cracks?

DA, I don't think the stupid American's are going to go through with it. Do you?

 

[DarkAngel]

Are you going to caulk some cracks?

DA, I don't think the stupid American's are going to go through with it. Do you?

No.. I hope not.. Because if they do.. It would be like every other time they tried to make a British tv show into an american show.. It would turn out like crappppp...

Can anyone find one good show that they made taht was a British copy..

 

[OUTSIDER]

you know if there is a pilot episode out there I'd like to see it just to see how different it is..?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Are you going to caulk some cracks?

DA, I don't think the stupid American's are going to go through with it. Do you?

No.. I hope not.. Because if they do.. It would be like every other time they tried to make a British tv show into an american show.. It would turn out like crappppp...

Can anyone find one good show that they made taht was a British copy..

We had a show over here called "Steptoe and son" and I think that got remade in the US as "Sanford and son" but I could be wrong....was that any good..?

 

[DarkAngel]

Uhm... no

 

[OUTSIDER]

thats a shame cause Steptoe and son is still out on reruns over here and is a classic, in fact they even made a Steptoe and son movie.

 

[DarkAngel]

That is a shame.. hence why I like candain tv.. we get sooo many british shows..

 

[OUTSIDER]

What's your favourite one at the moment...?

 

[DarkAngel]

I think I am enjoying Queer as folks

 

[DarkAngel]

Also the classic carnation street