Reasons not to make out in a stairwell

PacificBlue

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1. At any moment someone could come either up or down the stairs. (getting caught is a turn on for some, so this may or may not present an issue)

2. Rug burns from staircase. Ouch! Nuff said.

3. VERY sore muscles the next day.

:rolleyes: :D
 
All the more to be done in an office building emergency stairwell.
 
Reasons TO have sex in a stairwell:

1) You get to have sex.
2) Its sex with another person.
3) Can prove that your sex life isn't boring.
Most Important reason: It's sex
 
No sex. Just some rug burns that still hurt like a bitch and lips that are still sore from kissing. :D

Guess I was wrong about pretty words after all.
 
must of been fun even though the day after effects are kicking in...

You having some lustful fun???
 
rugburns from kissing without sex?

Damn, you're a kinky wench, aren't you?
 
Sex in the stairway of an apartment complex on a saturday afternoon can be a very interesting and fun experience.


Standing helps to avoid rug burn, and yes, slightly sore muscles can follow. But it is well worth it.


:D
 
The Dipsomaniac said:
must of been fun even though the day after effects are kicking in...

You having some lustful fun???

Yes and I hope to have more.
 
PacificBlue said:
1. At any moment someone could come either up or down the stairs. (getting caught is a turn on for some, so this may or may not present an issue)

2. Rug burns from staircase. Ouch! Nuff said.

3. VERY sore muscles the next day.

:rolleyes: :D

4. falling down the stairs:D
 
Does it go something like this?

Next time keep some knee pads in your desk...
Then maybe you might get this far....
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