>>Really, really bad story

[MathGirl]

I'm toying with the idea of writing a really bad story, just to see what readers' reactions, votes, feedback would be. Sordid, smutty, poorly written, etc. A catchy, literary title something like "Patty Pulls Her First Anal Train."

I'd like two or three of my esteemed peers to collaborate on the undertaking. If anyone is interested in helping with this, post it here or PM me, and we can decide how to go about it.

MG

 

[Guest]

Laughing! Great idea!!

An important suggestion I would have is that the characters must actually be having sex during the first sentence of the story.

No sense forcing the reader to fight through pointless verbage!

There should also be explicit use of certain cliche' catch phrases, such as:

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

and

"Yes, of course bring your brother along!"

and orgasmic cries of

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

and my all-time favorite:

"Ram it home, big boner!"


This story just may have the workings of a literary masterpiece!

 

[MathGirl]

Patty

Der Sub Serra,
Yoove got the idea. youre on tghe lisst
mG

Ps. First word of the story should be something illuminating, like, "Unnnnnnnggggghhhhh?"

 

[Guest]

Re: Patty

Der Sub Serra,
Yoove got the idea. youre on tghe lisst
mG

LMAO!!

God, I just spewed my diet Coke!

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Patty

God, I just spewed my diet Coke!

Hay, let's remember that line for the story. Maybe a postromance douche.

 

[Guest]

Oh, gawd, now you're gettin' NASTY!

 

[pop_54]

I'm toying with the idea of writing a really bad story, just to see what readers' reactions, votes, feedback would be. Sordid, smutty, poorly written, etc. A catchy, literary title something like "Patty Pulls Her First Anal Train."

I'd like two or three of my esteemed peers to collaborate on the undertaking. If anyone is interested in helping with this, post it here or PM me, and we can decide how to go about it.

MG

Ello moi darlin, oim a raerlly unteligunt bloke frum Engerlund, oil elp u.

To be honest love I already did this once, but I'd love to really cock up a tale for a laugh, Oh the story I wacked off the PC in an afternoon and posted as an experiment in smut, it's doing freekin well in the charts and everyone of the pervy bastards seem to love it. Can't win can you.

love pops......................

 

[NoJo]

I'd like to assist in some way. I'll try. I'll really try. To write. The way Captain. Kirk! Speaks. If thats. Ok.

But somehow, I don't feel quite capable of being disgusting anymore, not since my leprous finger came off in my ass last week.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm in. Love to write something really really bad. Just for a change .

Have been toying with the idea of writing a 'Real Life' story that crops up on the board occasionally. Using descriptions like: 'Her breasts drooped like two fried eggs spread across her chest and he could barely feel his worm like penis inside her cavernous pussy.' Haven't got the energy yet though.

The Earl

 

[pop_54]

Yo painful

I'd like to assist in some way. I'll try. I'll really try. To write. The way Captain. Kirk! Speaks. If thats. Ok.

But somehow, I don't feel quite capable of being disgusting anymore, not since my leprous finger came off in my ass last week.

Yo painful, did you shit it out alright.

Did you hear about the two leppers playing cards, one chucked his hand in, the other laughed his cock off.

 

[oggbashan]

There is a problem with this thread, folks.

No matter how bad a story we authors write either alone or in a co-operative, some dumb readers will think it is great.

It was tried before. Some newspaper writers were so fed up with American "blockbuster" novels that they got together to write the definitive bad blockbuster. It sold millions.

You can never lose by underestimating the public's taste.

Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Yo painful

Yo painful, did you shit it out alright.

Did you hear about the two leppers playing cards, one chucked his hand in, the other laughed his cock off.

*giggling*

Oh, this is bad - truly, truly bad!

I think I'll be able to add more creative ideas to the story if I'm drinking. In fact, the more flat on my ass the better.

(mental note for me for this evening)

 

[TheEarl]

Don't want to get blasted. Just 'Nicely drunk.'

Have also considered writing a story seeing how many Red Dwarf references or direct wquotes I can fit in.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Gee............

I thing the frist storie I ever rote were alonge them lines.....

I reman,

 

[MathGirl]

Organization, organization ...........

Okay. Here's the roster of writers who've expressed interest in helping with the RRB story. I think more participants would make it unwieldy, so we'll go with this lineup: Sarah, Pop, SubJoe, and Earl.

Let's do it this way. Associate writers: Email your contributions to me, one or two paragraphs at a time. MathGirl183@yahoo.com.

I'll sort out contributions from everyone, make a paragraph, and post the growing story on this thread. If anyone has a better idea, I'm sure open to suggestions.

We'll keep it very simple: No plot, no character development. Just the scene. Here's what I've come up with to get the ball rolling:
_______________________________________


PATTY PULLS HER FIRST BACKDOOR TRAIN

"Unnnnnggghhhhhhhh," Patty grunted as Myron's huge cock tried to ram into her virgin asshole. "Spit on it honey. I'm to dry to take that one-eyed monster of your's without some lub."

She heard him hawk and spit, then she felt the wetness drip on the smooth, ripe globe of her perfect ass. "I'm gonna cornhole you, bitch," muttered Myron as he used his massive manhood to spread the spit into the crack between her quivering cheeks.

 

[Guest]

Oh. That isn't the entire story?

 

[OT]

Re: Organization, organization ...........

PATTY PULLS HER FIRST BACKDOOR TRAIN

"Unnnnnggghhhhhhhh," Patty grunted as Myron's huge cock ...

It's too soon for editing, but I think you ought to mention the dimension of the each body part as it's introduced. Without a mention of 38DD or 13 inches in the opening paragraph... the story just won't be worth reading

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ooooh, this sounds like fun! I want to help!

 

[MathGirl]

No mas

Ooooh, this sounds like fun! I want to help!

Okay, Svenska. Yo're a memmber of the teem.

That's all the writers I can handle on this one.

Okay, team. What happens next? Let's work OT's suggestions about dimensions into this one. Cheerleader skirt is a nice touch, too.

MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: No mas

Okay, Svenska. Yo're a memmber of the teem.

That's all the writers I can handle on this one.

Just a suggestion, since I no I'm knot on the teem: use emoticons whenever possible, in place of dialogue. You're readers will appreciate this helpful time-saving deVice.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'd like to make a suggestion, MG.

"Patty Pulls Her First Anal Train" isn't a very good title because it will no doubtedly get lost in the long whatever-category list. What you need is a catchy title that starts with a symbol of some sort, or a number, or both! And if the first real letter is an A, even better. Just make sure it will be on the first page.

I know this because I wrote My Hot Wet Tight Pussy with the same purpose. And guess what's my poem with more views? lol

 

[MathGirl]

"Patty Pulls Her First Anal Train" isn't a very good title because it will no doubtedly get lost

Lauren - Thanks for the advice. That was just a working title. It's a cheerleader taking on the basketball team as a reward for winning the championship. Anal, group, interracial. Hmmm ... maybe the Doberman team mascot for some non human.

I've several titles running around in my head. "The Starting Five," "Rectal Reward" (ugh, no), etc.

I'm sure one of my colleagues will come up with a great title. Story first, though.

I like your takeoff on KMuffin's AV.

MG

 

[MathGirl]

Yay, team!!

Okay Sarah, Pop, SubJoe, Earl, and Svenska ........ Here's what we have so far.

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PATTY PULLS HER FIRST BACKDOOR TRAIN - MAKING THE TEAM - THE STARTING FIVE - etc.


"Unnnnnggghhhhhhhh," Patty groaned as Myron's huge cock tried to ram into her virgin asshole. "Spit on it, honey. I'm to
dry to take that one-eyed monster of your's without some lube."

She heard him hawk and spit, then she felt the wetness drip on the smooth, ripe globe of her perfect ass. "I'm gonna ass fuck you, bitch," muttered Myron as he used his massive manhood to spread the salvia into the crack between her quivering cheaks.

The big basketball game was over, the Kennedy High Tigers were league champions, and the head cheerleader was paying off on her promise to the team. The guys had won, and as a reward Patty was going to take on everyone in the starting lineup. The players varied in size from the 5'8" Tyrone to the gigantic 7'1" Shaquille, but they were all known to have enormous cocks. Her well stacked body trembled at the thought of all the man meat she was going to take in the next hour.

Her panties and short cheerleader's skirt were a pile on the ground beside her. As Patty was draped over the sawhoarse behind the boys' gym, her bra was pulled up, letting her 38DD tit's hang loose with the big rosie nippels pointing down.

____________________________

That first title was just a description of what's going to happen. The ending is going to be that she refuses to give the team seconds. Her butt is too sore. She's a "nice girl" and doesn't do it vaginally. Patty intends to remain a virgin until she's married.

Let's have some help here. MathGirl183@yahoo.com. Please EMail me there so we don't clog up the thread.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Yo painful

Did you hear about the two leppers playing cards, one chucked his hand in, the other laughed his cock off.

Yuk. That's disgusting. I feel like sticking my fingers down my throat. Now where did I leave them.

Reminds me of the nymphomaniac android who loves screwing her ass off.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

The players varied in size from the 5'8" Tyrone to the gigantic 7'1" Shaquille, but they were all known to have enormous cocks.

We really do need to know how big these cocks are. Obviously there will be a range of sizes, but I imagine MathGirl will be able to provide the necessary statistical information in an easily digestible form (I feel sick already). For international consumption, easy conversion from imperial to metric measurements would probably be advisable. Otherwise, its starting well.