Really Bad Valentines

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This thread is for online versions of valentine cards that lack a little something. The rejects, in other words Please post your own!

Here are mine, and no, despite what some of you may think, these weren't all sent to me personally! Only about half were. :/

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8. Well, Ok, she is kind of cute, but it seemed tacky to me to send a picture of a strange model to someone you love on Valentine's day. But I didn't dump him until he mentioned the threesome.

 

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25. Ok, this one is borderline because could be trying to make a statement, like "I'm a slave to your love," or something, but IMO it would still be tacky as hell to send this to someone, because it could be so easily misread in a number of ways, including ones you may not have anticipated.