Realistic non-human/animal dildos?

[jw_kk]

I've read the FAQ threads, and searched this sub-forum for an answer, however none is readily apparent:

I'm writing about a consensual encounter in which the characters make use of realistic canine dildos. Is this permissible under the Literotica guidelines?

No beastiality is described or advocated

Any insight would be appreciated.

 

[HeyAll]

If I had to guess, I think it would be allowed.

But if it was rejected, then the story could easily be edited to remove that part. Or it could be edited to make the dildo the shape of a mythical creature, which is allowed.

 

[SimonDoom]

I agree with HeyAll.

A way to avoid the problem would be to make them werewolf dildos. Canine, but mythical.

Do you ever stop and think about how bizarre some of these conversations are?

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Do you ever stop and think about how bizarre some of these conversations are?

According to US NCAA (National Collegiate Athletics Association) rules, college recruiters may offer unsigned recruits jelly, but not jam, on their toast. To offer jam would be a rules violation. (True: even I couldn't make this up.)

 

[Payne_Hall]

Just make it a Bad Dragon dildo idea. They have everything up to Demogorgon styles from Dungeons and Dragons and I know I’ve seen their stuff mentioned in stories.

Useless Edit: Also, you can get an Animal Crossing code for clothing and wallpaper print with Bad Dragon’s Duke Splash on it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Just say the canine dildo is from a two headed dog, then it will be fine

 

[Ginlover]

Do you ever stop and think about how bizarre some of these conversations are?

That is the quote of the day. Made me laugh as so true

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Do you ever stop and think about how bizarre some of these conversations are?

Yeah, but honestly, they pale in comparison to my day job.

 

[Payne_Hall]

Just say the canine dildo is from a two headed dog, then it will be fine

Three headed! And his name was Fluffy. And you play him a bit of music to get him to go to sleep

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Three headed! And his name was Fluffy. And you play him a bit of music to get him to go to sleep

Copywrited.
Harry Potter fanfic appears to be heavily scrutinized/ tricky/ verboten... I'm not sure which, fanfic isn't my thing...

 

[Payne_Hall]

Copywrited.
Harry Potter fanfic appears to be heavily scrutinized/ tricky/ verboten... I'm not sure which, fanfic isn't my thing...

Oh man, I forgot fanfic was a thing somehow and was just making a reference. I can’t write it for the life of me but if I were to start somewhere, it would not be with that fandom. Those guys are rabid sometimes.

 

[NotWise]

I've read the FAQ threads, and searched this sub-forum for an answer, however none is readily apparent:

I'm writing about a consensual encounter in which the characters make use of realistic canine dildos. Is this permissible under the Literotica guidelines?

No beastiality is described or advocated

Any insight would be appreciated.

Check on what they sell on Lit's toy store. If they sell it, then you should be able to write about it, right?

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Check on what they sell on Lit's toy store. If they sell it, then you should be able to write about it, right?

It suddenly occurs to me how I can finally get one of those coveted "E"s! (Joke.)

 

[KeithD]

Just discovered the Mr Ed. Have already put it in two stories.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Just discovered the Mr Ed. Have already put it in two stories.

Just so you could include the line: "Willlllbuuuur, whaaat are you dooooing?"

 

[KeithD]

Just so you could include the line: "Willlllbuuuur, whaaat are you dooooing?"

When a tool gets that serious in a story, I don't true to include humor.

 

[ruddygore]

According to US NCAA (National Collegiate Athletics Association) rules, college recruiters may offer unsigned recruits jelly, but not jam, on their toast. To offer jam would be a rules violation. (True: even I couldn't make this up.)

But what about those that prefer butter instead of jam or jelly?