real life bloobers and pratical jokes

[Guest]

the biggest bloober i think i ever did was one night my friends and I were geting together to play poker and i was sent out to get the change. I had to go to a couple of stores and in the very last store I entered it happened. I placed the change into my pocket and started to walk out. by this time i had lots of change. With the weight of the money it made my pants drop down to my ankles and OPPPPs i never wear any undies in the summer. Well i quickly pulled up my pants and left. A couple of days passed and i entered the store once more to buy something. Well the store manager than informed me that he had it on tape. I will never enter that store again.
So my question is what is the biggest bloober that happened to you or pratical joke...

 

[Angelique]

Let's revive this thread a little blondie.

Here's an experience I had about 10 years ago when I was married. My husband and I rented a porn movie one night and were sitting on the sofa, all bare-skinned and nuzzled up next to each other.

Click...hubby pressed the play button (get your mind outa the gutter folks, I meant the play button on the VCR). On the tv screen appears a woman, who strips down to nothing and begins fingering herself with her slender fingers and long crimson nails. She starts thrusting her fingers in and out of her pussy, then works her way up to her erect clit. Next thing we knew, something red had flown across the tv screen.

Rewind. Upon replaying that scene, we discovered that this woman must've been wearing Lee Press-on nails, as one of her nails popped off and shot across the room. We laughed so hard that night...thought that was absolutely hysterical that it didn't get edited out. I don't recall if we ever did get down to business after that.

So there's my funny for the day.