Real fires.

Sean

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For all the messing about and shit that you have to go through with them, they're still gobsmackingly wonderful on a cold, wet, miserable Ulster day.
 
For all the messing about and shit that you have to go through with them, they're still gobsmackingly wonderful on a cold, wet, miserable Ulster day.

What's the big deal? A little gasoline splashed about and a match. Presto, nice big fire.
 
Murphy's Law says it's easier to start a house fire than a coal one in a fireplace...

I wonder if one of those chinney type charcoal starters would work? The ones that use two sheets of newspaper and no petroleum products.

Very few folk use coal around here.
 
Murphy's Law says it's easier to start a house fire than a coal one in a fireplace...

Oh, it's a stove.

Don't have one in the house. But, have a dandy one at the cabin.

Nope, just a fireplace. And lighting it is no problem, a couple of pages of yesterday's Guardian and a few broken up bits of the skirting boards I took off the bedrooms and it went up with one flick of the Zippo.
 
Nope, just a fireplace. And lighting it is no problem, a couple of pages of yesterday's Guardian and a few broken up bits of the skirting boards I took off the bedrooms and it went up with one flick of the Zippo.

I'm not fond of most fireplaces as they're horrendously inefficient.
 
I just have a gas one but I won't ever go without one again.

Not just for the chance of sex in front of it.
 
I'm not fond of most fireplaces as they're horrendously inefficient.

Oh, I know. But one small bucket of coal will keep the whole of my ground floor warm all evening and night. And they just look great.
 
I haven't used my fireplace in about 10 years. Mostly because whenever it's cold enough to want a fire, it's too cold to go outside and get the wood.
 
Pretty sure he has his own pitchfork, chippie. :D


The house came with an old cast-iron stove (circa 1928) in the basement, but no chimney hook-up. I thought about converting it into a wood pellet-burning stove, but the cost of hook-up and new chimney-flue was too cost-prohibitive.

Now it just serves as a big, metal thing in the corner on which I occasionally stub my foot.
 
Pretty sure he has his own pitchfork, chippie. :D


The house came with an old cast-iron stove (circa 1928) in the basement, but no chimney hook-up. I thought about converting it into a wood pellet-burning stove, but the cost of hook-up and new chimney-flue was too cost-prohibitive.

Now it just serves as a big, metal thing in the corner on which I occasionally stub my foot.

Shame you can't make it work again - it makes sense to have a heat source that is totally independent of any grid distributed fuel. And you just can't beat the ambience of a real fire.
 
Shame you can't make it work again - it makes sense to have a heat source that is totally independent of any grid distributed fuel. And you just can't beat the ambience of a real fire.

My thoughts exactly, but there's also the additional cost of making the stove itself functional as there's a bit of a jagged hole in the side. Maybe one day.
 
Pretty sure he has his own pitchfork, chippie. :D


The house came with an old cast-iron stove (circa 1928) in the basement, but no chimney hook-up. I thought about converting it into a wood pellet-burning stove, but the cost of hook-up and new chimney-flue was too cost-prohibitive.

Now it just serves as a big, metal thing in the corner on which I occasionally stub my foot.

:D

that's a shame, though if we all returned to burning coal the good old smog-days would return :cue jacktheripper:

open fires are still lovely, though
 
now you need one of these and some of these and this

and i am soooo envious right now :)

I haven't even got a poker, I'm using a bit of quarter inch cast that I found in a skip down the road. TBH, I mainly wanted to test whether it was drawing OK. Now it's in, though, I think I'll forgo the central heating altogether, at least until I get the upstairs finished.
 
I haven't even got a poker, I'm using a bit of quarter inch cast that I found in a skip down the road. TBH, I mainly wanted to test whether it was drawing OK. Now it's in, though, I think I'll forgo the central heating altogether, at least until I get the upstairs finished.

enjoy your open fire while you may.

god, i used to love love love the open fire, despite the ash and cleaning it out in the mornings - then central heating made things generally warmer but lacked all aesthetic appeal. you can't gaze for hours into a radiator's panels. :(
 
enjoy your open fire while you may.

god, i used to love love love the open fire, despite the ash and cleaning it out in the mornings - then central heating made things generally warmer but lacked all aesthetic appeal. you can't gaze for hours into a radiator's panels. :(

see lifendeath about that...he has some stuff that will work for you
 
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