Reading this will make you happy.. trust me.

[T.H. Oughts]

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many
as you want.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on
top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights,
and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.

If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, that is a balanced diet. They actually
counteract each other.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make
you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more
chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing
done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't
that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep
in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your
chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated. You can't let that happen,
can you?

 

[koalabear]

Works for me........bot what you think?

 

[christophe]

you are aching for another box of Heggy's aren't you!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

you are aching for another box of Heggy's aren't you!

You bet

 

[christophe]

You bet

trust me the guy at the shop looked at me real funny when I told him where they were going....and the lady at the post office "eyeballed" the box with drooling eyes when I mailed it.......

 

[scrymettet]

chocolate can be rich in fibers
http://www.galler.com/images/gde/catalogue/batons.jpg

 

[MrKinkMaster]

If you break up the chocolate before you eat it, the calories fall out.

If you melt it and pour the warm syrup over your lover, who gives a shit about calories!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

yep, you are soo right! made me happy!!!!

 

[thumbs2_ca]

I love it TH

Christophe how does a person get on your mailing list? Those chocolates sound fantastic.
That or perhaps I can bribe the postal lady. lol

 

[christophe]

Re: I love it TH

Christophe how does a person get on your mailing list? Those chocolates sound fantastic.
That or perhaps I can bribe the postal lady. lol

trust me the goodies were insured! after that look in her eyes I had to....would have been embarassing to open an empty box...we could have had an international incident

 

[Guest]

Ah.....thank you TH.....I needed this one.

Moon

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: I love it TH

Christophe how does a person get on your mailing list

But more important Thumbs.. how does one get on your mailing list lol

 

[thumbs2_ca]

T.H. Oughts you my dear are already on my mailing list. I am just trying to devise a way of mailing myself to you.
Open with care and try to eat all of me in one sitting.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

T.H. Oughts you my dear are already on my mailing list. I am just trying to devise a way of mailing myself to you.
Open with care and try to eat all of me in one sitting.

Mmmmm sounds very tasty, but I'd savour you slowly to save some for another day and another day and another day.......

 

[just pet]

I prescribe chocolate to many of my patients ... the dark variety helps to dissolve phlegm in the body

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I prescribe chocolate to many of my patients ... the dark variety helps to dissolve phlegm in the body

Yum, so does that mean next time I get a cold I can eat EVEN more chocolate??????

 

[MechaBlade]

I have no chocolate. I am as miserable as I was before I entered this thread. Maybe even more so.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I have no chocolate. I am as miserable as I was before I entered this thread. Maybe even more so.

Poor sweetie I know what you mean.. I just ate the last of mine 30 minutes ago... lets be miserable together..

 

[MechaBlade]

*sniff* Misery loves company.