Read it and weep losers!

[MADDOG]

Hey. I just thought you might like to see something.

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/authpages/293_auth.shtml

Yes, it seems the most gorgeous woman on Literotica (perhaps even in the world) wants to do bad things to me. Which by the way, is actually good news for me.

I don't want to rub that fact in anyones face, but I'm quite proud.

MADDOG

Incedently, just how cute is this young lady? Pretty hot huh? I'm the male version of her in case you were wondering.

 

[Xander]

Hot Damn Maddog!!

Someone put a leash on that doggie!!

 

[Mortto56]

"RIGHT ON BROTHER!"

"If you got it Mister,flaunt it!"

I know in my next life,I want to be named MADDOG.And yes she is a pretty nice looking babe.

 

[MADDOG]

Melody was too shy to say this herself on here, so she asked me to pass on this message...

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"Yes, it is true. The very thought of Ben makes me so horny that I can't even concentrate on simple tasks like blinking. I often lose hours at a time fantasising about the day I get my chance with him. I have tried to move on, but I can't. I am hooked. I need to be dogged."

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There you have it folks. Straight From Melody herself...

MADDOG

 

[Melody_lane]

ah benny,

We all know that spelling is a pet peeve of mine.
It's fantasizing-nice try though, sweetie.

 

[MADDOG]

I'm surprised you noticed Melody. I thought you went blind from a combination of staring at my pic and doing "that" as a result?

MADDOG

 

[MADDOG]

Oh and by the way. I spelt it perfectly for me. I'm an Aussie remember? We do things a little differently down here.

 

[Melody_lane]

Yes, but it was supposed to be 'straight from melody'.
DUH!

 

[MADDOG]

Precisly! I just pasted what you wrote! Only I thought you'd spelt it wrong, so I corrected it to save you from looking silly! YOU wrote it!

 

[Melody_lane]

show of hands...

Who believes THAT one?!?!

 

[MADDOG]

Hey! Look at the pic and read the words beneith it! Would she do that if she didn't fully want me?! Yes! Let's have a show of hands!

 

[Merelan]

Isn't Wizard's new bears name Ben? Could that have been who she meant?
Pun not intended.

 

[Guest]

I don't know Melody or MADDOG, but I believe him. He's so cool. He never lies. Melody really said that.

 

[Guest]

Yes. Ben is sexy and cool. Melody said that. There is no doubt about it.

 

[MADDOG]

See?!

No Merelan, this is definately me. She says so in her profile!.

 

[Merelan]

I humbly beg your pardon, I was mistaken. Please forgive me.

 

[Merelan]

No, wait. Are you and the bear one and the same?

 

[MADDOG]

Nope! Two completely different entities! Never seen that bear before in my life! But I forgive you... it's an easy mistake to make. I am wild and untamed like a bear...

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*hmmmmmmm, Melody Lane wants me! Cooooooool!*

*Yep, thats my name she is holding up! Cooool.*


*Now, if only the MADDOG guy would stop trying to horn in on my action*


[Edited by Ben - Beer Bear on 09-24-2000 at 07:26 AM]

 

[MADDOG]

So mate? Who are you?!

 

[Bliss]

If Mr. or Ms. Brair Bear wanted us to know, he/she probably wouldn't have edited out the part about all knowing who he/she is. I think.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

I'm the one who gave the bear to Wizard, MADDOG. I'm Merlin. With the bear in so many threads, I thought he should make an appearance.

Nothing serious, just having fun, guy.

I edited out that part because I thought most people would know who I am, as I'm the one who gave Wizard the fictitous bear.

 

[Dreamer1]

MADDOG, Melody is definitely a keeper. She is a bright, beautiful, sexy woman who speaks her mind. Good luck man.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Yes, thats me. Ben needs a personality from time to time.

Man MADDOG, you have Melody holding up a picture with your name for everyone to see. Thats going to make a lot of the guys on here jealous you know.... Way to go mate...........

 

[Bliss]

Sha, no way in hell can my poor lil brain keep up with every single coming and going.

Wait. Magic Merlin, the Brair Bare Beer Bear. Right? Ouch, another brain cell popped.

Anywho, in the immortal words of Bobby Hull and Siren, No blood, No foul.