Reach for the smog, Atomic Dog.....(and EBW)

[Fleshmachine]

EBW as an environmentalist how do you feel about atomic research and nuclear energy.

I used to build pieces for prototype tac-nukes for the US govt.

That being said my current question is on the atomic energy research ban.

Should it be lifted? If not, what about the reactor outside Washington DC that produces more weapons grade plutonium than electricity? We are currently not allowed (by environmentalists and the world community) to either find away to shut the reactor down or at least make it more efficient so it makes less plutonium. This treaty was a cold war baby that environmentalists adore.

That being said, what is your take on us trying to clean up our mess?

 

[Weevil]

Solar power, my friend, Solar Power

 

[Pyper]

Do they have sun in Canada?

 

[Weevil]

Yup. Oh sure it only shines for 3 hours a day and when it leaves it takes gravity with it. In fact I, like all canadians, am frantically grabbing something that is bolted down to avoid being sucked into the murky depths of the stratosphere.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Cool so as long as I use solar power to heat my toast in the morning, it's OK for me to build more bombs from the excess plutonium out of the DC reactor.

Bitchin' you're my kind of environmentalist.

Ever think of running for public office as say head of the EPA.

 

[Pyper]

Depths of the stratosphere...isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Weevil]

Not in Canada it ain't.

 

[Weevil]

Cool so as long as I use solar power to heat my toast in the morning, it's OK for me to build more bombs from the excess plutonium out of the DC reactor.

Bitchin' you're my kind of environmentalist.

Ever think of running for public office as say head of the EPA.

1) Nope. Everything should be Solar powered. We should allow no other power sources, except wind.

2) I thought the head of the EPA was an appointed position. And I wouldn't move to the states for all the Canadian Tire money in the world.

 

[Pyper]

Cause technically depths are down and the stratosphere is up and...

(about to get juvenile)

Screw it! YOU'RE an oxymoron!

 

[Guru]

 

[Fleshmachine]

Ummm..OK

Do you know how to shut down a reactor, because we over here in the states can't seem to find the on/off switch?

I don't know shit about the EPA other than they are a bunch of whiny assholes.

 

[Weevil]

So's your ugly face!

 

[Pyper]

I think I'm pleased with the reaction that produced.


And EBW...you wouldn't even move to California? But it's fantastic here!

 

[Fleshmachine]

Northern or southern California?

 

[Weevil]

I think I'm pleased with the reaction that produced.


And EBW...you wouldn't even move to California? But it's fantastic here!

Yes because lord knows I don't want to live a long and happy life.

Hmmmm, what would kill me first: Race Riots, Earthquakes, Smog or a good ol' Second Amendment protected gunman?

 

[Fleshmachine]

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

 

[Pyper]

Race riots: only once in a lifetime...just stay out of L.A.

Earthquakes: What're you talking about? Earthquakes are fun!

Smog: Again, avoid L.A.

Gunmen: Well, I can't help ya there. But we have artichokes! And Chinatown! How can you live without artichokes and Chinatown?

 

[Weevil]

Which is why you see so many Chemo patients in the Olympics

 

[Fleshmachine]

I love going to Chinatown, it's better than China.

 

[Weevil]

Race riots: only once in a lifetime...just stay out of L.A.

Earthquakes: What're you talking about? Earthquakes are fun!

Smog: Again, avoid L.A.

Gunmen: Well, I can't help ya there. But we have artichokes! And Chinatown! How can you live without artichokes and Chinatown?

You have an odd definition of fun.

I couldn't avoid LA. I'm drawn to where I'm needed most.

Hey, the T-dot has a chinatown and Apples so I'll stay put thank you very much.

 

[Pyper]

Apples! Apples?! How can you even imply that apples in any way compare to artichokes! Artichokes are the best thing to ever come off of a plant!

Damn, I want an artichoke now.

 

[Weevil]

You've obviously never had a real good apple.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Damn canadian nationalists, they don't understand how much better the states really are.

 

[Weevil]

Yep. I'm also hampered by my lack of regard for Britney Spears, Betamax and Apple Computers

 

[Pyper]

Sir, a third of the world's food comes out of California, and that includes apples. Apples are mundane. Apples are common. Even the best apple cannot compare to the sheer deliciousness of a steamed artichoke with drawn butter. Obviously, you have never had an artichoke. *turns nose in the air*