Re-writing history

[jehoram]

Whale said.

WHALES AIN'T FISH!

 

[SimonDoom]

WHALES AIN'T FISH!

And it's a crime to say so. Somebody should write him a cetacean.

 

[JasonClearwater]

WHALES AIN'T FISH!

And it's a crime to say so. Somebody should write him a cetacean.

But guuuys - I did it on porpoise....

 

[SimonDoom]

But guuuys - I did it on porpoise....

They've got you dead to rights, then. Law enforcement is on its way. It's moving in for the krill.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

This started out as a thread about re-writing/revisionist history, and ended up dedicated to seafood jokes.

I see a lot of Booker, Hugo, and Pulitzer prizes in our future... ^^;;

 

[Hypoxia]

This started out as a thread about re-writing/revisionist history, and ended up dedicated to seafood jokes.

Easy solution: rewrite history with seafood.

Debussy whistled a lilting tuna that became La Mer, which swept over the post-classical music world like a tsunami. Mozart's Mass in Cm was dedicated to a holy mackerel, sapphire-hued. Charles Ives wrote his psychotic Variations on 'America' just for the halibut. Pope Clamato IV called for sardines for communion in reaction to St Hildegard von Bingen's processional A Might Codfish Is Our Lord. And US President WH Taft was actually a were-orca.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbo and an Orca?
A: A tuxedo and twentyfive pounds.

I see a lot of Booker, Hugo, and Pulitzer prizes in our future... ^^;;

Don't shoplift.