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[DVS]

I would say he's more deliciously twisted than awfully twisted... but either was, yes, he is one twisted soul.

Another homer, DVS.. Has anyone ever told you that you're awfully twisted?

I have no idea what you two could be referring to. This a very wholesome story, of consenting adults who enjoy each other in a wholesome way.

Of course, the w in wholesome could also be removed and it would still be a correct statement.

Now, about that twisted statement...

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[DVS]

If that's a wholesome story, what's your definition of a really dirty story?

Well, there was this little boy, and he was dressed in his new school clothes and walking to school.

But, on the way, a freak rain cloud came up and dropped a gusher of a rain storm on the town. Obviously, the boy's new school clothes were drenched.

Soaking wet, but otherwise still clean, the boy continued on toward school. But, like little boys will do, he got side tracked playing in some of the water puddles and lost track of time.

By the time he remembered, so much time had passed, he had to run if he was to make it to school. So, run he did.

But, just as he neared the school steps, he lost his footing and fell face first into a large puddle of water. Unfortunately, this was a mud puddle and the little boy's clothes were no longer just wet. They were also filthy with mud.

The boy dragged himself out of the mud puddle and slowly walked up the steps into the school. There, he found his teacher and told her his sad tale.

She said he couldn't go home and change, or she would have to allow all of the students the same privilege. She said she was sorry, but school rules wouldn't allow it. He would have to go into the bathroom and try to clean himself up the best he could.

The little boy was sad. But, rules are rules, so he went into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. He was very dirty. He had fallen into a really dirty mud puddle and he was a really dirty little boy.

How's that for a really dirty story?


EDITED to fix typos, because I typed too damn fast

 

[CutieMouse]

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[Esclava]

ok. now I think you are both a deliciously twisted and goofy man.

Thank you for the laugh.

Yes....just as long as he is "twisted and goofy" and not "twisted and fucking Goofy"...

Esclava

 

[Dirty Anus Tokyo]

Well, I know someone's tight little brown star I'd sure like to penetrate.

Hm - someone would not resist. Given that someone would not be allowed to resist.

Problem only - coming to You is not consistent with the rules of the game. You must get me...

 

[DVS]

Hm - someone would not resist. Given that someone would not be allowed to resist.

Problem only - coming to You is not consistent with the rules of the game. You must get me...

Well then, at lest let me know the next time you happen to be walking in a dark alley in mid-west U.S.A. I'll take it from there.

Or should I say I'll take YOU from there. Bound and gagged, I'll stuff you in the trunk of my car and take you to a remote spot. There, you'll receive no mercy, but you will receive my hard cock up your ass, over and over and over and over...

 

[cellis]

Well then, at lest let me know the next time you happen to be walking in a dark alley in mid-west U.S.A. I'll take it from there.

Or should I say I'll take YOU from there. Bound and gagged, I'll stuff you in the trunk of my car and take you to a remote spot. There, you'll receive no mercy, but you will receive my hard cock up your ass, over and over and over and over...

LOL You say the nicest things!

 

[DVS]

LOL You say the nicest things!

Well, hello, sweetie. Long time, no torment!

 

[snowy ciara]

I would say he's more deliciously twisted than awfully twisted... but either was, yes, he is one twisted soul.

"Awfully" in the UK sense of the word, as in "intense, or excessive"" not "awfully" as in the "bad" sense of the word.

From Merriam Websters Online:


Main Entry: aw·ful·ly Function: adverb

Etymology: Middle English, from awful + -ly
1 : in a manner that inspires awe <the drawing room in which New York's most chosen company was somewhat awfully assembled -- Edith Wharton>
2 archaic : with a feeling of awe <and timorous passed and awfully withdrew -- Alexander Pope>
3 : in an unpleasant, disagreeable, or objectionable manner -- often a generalized expression of disapproval <he of the red nightcap now commenced snoring awfully -- George Borrow>
4 : EXCEEDINGLY, EXTREMELY, VERY -- an intensive <an awfully hard rain> <thanks awfully>

Thanks to AA for the dictionary link. C and P'd instead of hyperlinked, cause this area is not a free site after this week (or so it says) and I hate dead hyperlinks.

 

[DVS]

Well, it's not just the U.K. that uses this form of the word to state the extreme. We in the U.S. do it as well. Not being that collegic, myself, I don't know if that's something we might have brought over with us when we left home (you know, to start our own country?).

So, you didn't have to explain it, as I understood, and I'm sure others did, too. But, ir's awfully nice that you did.

We use awfully a lot in explaining the extreme, such as:
"Shit, that snow is awfully deep, Bob."

"Damn, that tire is awfully flat, Jim."

"Son of a bitch, that wind is awfully cold, Larry."

"I'm not trying to be mean, Betty, your chest is awfully flat."

"Oh, baby, you're awfully sexy in that pretty maid's outfit."

And, my personal favorites...

"Oh, my God, DVS, that's an awfully large cock you have." (notice the use of 'Oh, my God' to add intensity)

"Damn, that flogger hurts! Please, DVS, I would perfer you fuck my ass instead. It would be awfully kind of you."

"DVS Sir, would you please use lube? That cock of yours is awfully large and a monster of that size would hurt terribly, without."

"DVS Sir? Is that violet wand suppose to be humming so loud? Maybe you should check it. It could be set awfully high."

"Oh, please strip me naked and tie me face down with my ass up in the air. Please humiliate and punish me, because I've been awfully, awfully bad."

 

[snowy ciara]

ROFL.. I had some one tell me that they knew I was from the UK or something because of the way I used the word. I've rarely heard it here. Thanks for the explanation, DVS, it was awfully kind of you.

 

[DVS]

ROFL.. I had some one tell me that they knew I was from the UK or something because of the way I used the word. I've rarely heard it here. Thanks for the explanation, DVS, it was awfully kind of you.

And, you are awfully welcome.

 

[snowy ciara]

Thank you.. Um, please put down the lube, you're making me awfully nervous..

 

[DVS]

Thank you.. Um, please put down the lube, you're making me awfully nervous..

Well, OK. If you want me to fuck your ass dry, that's up to you. But, it's gonna hurt, and make your scream awfully loud. And, alls the better for me. When my victims scream, it makes my cock awfully hard.

 

[snowy ciara]

Thanks for the offer; I'm awfully pleased with the compliment, but I'm sure there are other backsides that would be honored to recieve you.

 

[Bandit58]

Thanks for the offer; I'm awfully pleased with the compliment, but I'm sure there are other backsides that would be honored to recieve you.

HI DVS and snowy
Warrior Queen and I have had the most awfully good time reading your awfully scintillating conversation (and we're awfully jealous of the lucky woman!)

 

[DVS]

HI DVS and snowy
Warrior Queen and I have had the most awfully good time reading your awfully scintillating conversation (and we're awfully jealous of the lucky woman!)

Well, she's being awfully prudish, if you ask me. There's nothing quite as enjoyable as taking the behind of one reluctant filly.

And, if she is a little nervous...well that can make her ass awfully tense and that makes it awfully tight for me. And, awfully tight also makes it feel awfully good.

I hope you are enjoying the story in this thread. It's intended to stimulate the urge between couples and make them awfully horny.

I also hope there are some tight asses getting fucked right now, so they will be awfully sore tomorrow. But, it's a good pain, isn't it ladies? Awfully good!

 

[snowy ciara]

Well, she's being awfully prudish, if you ask me. There's nothing quite as enjoyable as taking the behind of one reluctant filly.

And, if she is a little nervous...well that can make her ass awfully tense and that makes it awfully tight for me. And, awfully tight also makes it feel awfully good.

I hope you are enjoying the story in this thread. It's intended to stimulate the urge between couples and make them awfully horny.

I also hope there are some tight asses getting fucked right now, so they will be awfully sore tomorrow. But, it's a good pain, isn't it ladies? Awfully good!

She's awfully nervous cause no one's been there before and it sounds awfully scary..

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[snowy ciara]

That's what DVS says, but he has an awfully evil look on his face when he says it!

 

[Esclava]

All of you are awfully out of control!

ROFLMAO!

Esclava

 

[snowy ciara]

I'm awfully sorry, but Cutie started it!

 

[Bandit58]

She's awfully nervous cause no one's been there before and it sounds awfully scary..

Ah but with the right person and the right preparation, the end result can be awfully and delightfully wonderful and erotic

Seriously snowy, I felt the same as you, until someone showed me that done the right way, anal sex is a good thing

 

[le Dragon Noir]

She's awfully nervous cause no one's been there before and it sounds awfully scary..

Sounds to me like someone's tried it before but the fucker was awfully hard on the fuckee, and it didn't work. Find an anal gentleman and I think you'll like it.

Note: the above is not just me trying to convert anyone; my feeling is she wouldn't be hanging out in the thread or writing about anal if she wasn't interested.