KillerMuffin
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September 21, 2001
LAS VEGAS-- A rare sighting of the elusive creature known not only as "Weird Harold," but as "Dirty Old Man" occurred today at approximately 11:30 a.m., MST. Residents of the Literotica boards were on the alert in efforts to catch sight of this rare occurance. "Weird Harold" is said to be a figment of "Manu's" imagination. The creature known as "Manu" or "Laurel's Squeeze" is another rare species that doesn't make itself seen very often.
When either "Weird Harold" or "Manu" post, there is sure to be a stir among the local population. Moderators have issued an edict to maintain a respectful distance so as not to scare off these rare and beautiful creatures, lest they get spooked and run.
Sightings of "Weird Harold" should be reported immediately to Laurel, the local Game Warden. An effort to preserve the "Weird Harold" habitat is underway and requires the help and cooperation of the local population.
AP has contributed all or in part to this article.
LAS VEGAS-- A rare sighting of the elusive creature known not only as "Weird Harold," but as "Dirty Old Man" occurred today at approximately 11:30 a.m., MST. Residents of the Literotica boards were on the alert in efforts to catch sight of this rare occurance. "Weird Harold" is said to be a figment of "Manu's" imagination. The creature known as "Manu" or "Laurel's Squeeze" is another rare species that doesn't make itself seen very often.
When either "Weird Harold" or "Manu" post, there is sure to be a stir among the local population. Moderators have issued an edict to maintain a respectful distance so as not to scare off these rare and beautiful creatures, lest they get spooked and run.
Sightings of "Weird Harold" should be reported immediately to Laurel, the local Game Warden. An effort to preserve the "Weird Harold" habitat is underway and requires the help and cooperation of the local population.
AP has contributed all or in part to this article.