Rare Weird Harold Sighting, Residents on Alert

KillerMuffin

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September 21, 2001

LAS VEGAS-- A rare sighting of the elusive creature known not only as "Weird Harold," but as "Dirty Old Man" occurred today at approximately 11:30 a.m., MST. Residents of the Literotica boards were on the alert in efforts to catch sight of this rare occurance. "Weird Harold" is said to be a figment of "Manu's" imagination. The creature known as "Manu" or "Laurel's Squeeze" is another rare species that doesn't make itself seen very often.

When either "Weird Harold" or "Manu" post, there is sure to be a stir among the local population. Moderators have issued an edict to maintain a respectful distance so as not to scare off these rare and beautiful creatures, lest they get spooked and run.

Sightings of "Weird Harold" should be reported immediately to Laurel, the local Game Warden. An effort to preserve the "Weird Harold" habitat is underway and requires the help and cooperation of the local population.

AP has contributed all or in part to this article.
 
WH

you wouldn't believe it if I told you, but there's been a ton of questions floating around the board and since you have all the answers, people like ppman, WriterDom, miles and shadowsource have been giving all kinds of unsupportable answers. sheesh.. talk about taking advantage of a situation.

hehe
 
Harold, why are some people's avatars bigger than mine? I've made it as large as the board allows.

Nice to see ya.
 
KillerMuffin:
"When either "Weird Harold" or "Manu" post, there is sure to be a stir among the local population. Moderators have issued an edict to maintain a respectful distance so as not to scare off these rare and beautiful creatures, lest they get spooked and run."

Um..
I was drivin through Lit the other night, just crusin with the windows down when I saw this figure in the shadows. It jumped right in front of my car!
Looked like some furry old guy.

Anyway, I swerved to the right but I still nailed the sucker.. The hit was a bad one and I was sort of dazzed for a few minutes. Anyways, I recover my senses and step out of the car..

And there's nothing there.
Just a bit of fur on my bumper.
 
Purple Haze said:
Harold, why are some people's avatars bigger than mine? I've made it as large as the board allows.

Nice to see ya.

Your compression/quality setting for your JPG files is too high. I just resized it and saved it and it went from 19K at the small size to 4K at the larger size because I have my compression factor set for moderate quality and small size.
 
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