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PCG, It sounds like you need to take a shotgun to your father in law, but that's just my opinion of someone who thinks that a 21 month old has the self restraint to notice what's going on. As for your sister in law, I'd say present her with a bill for the stay. If she's got the pleasure of bitching about the service, she had better well pay for the service. As for your husband, I'd suggest telling him that if he wants choose them over you, he can have them cook, entertain, and entertain him. He expects you to clean a house, play to these people, and then treats you like that? You shouldn't have to put up with that.
 
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pagancowgirl said:


LMFAO

Gods, if they weren't leaving in the morning (hopefully before i drag my lazy ass out of bed) i'd be so tempted to do exactly that!


Get a tube of chapstick and empty it out, then fill it full of powdered dish or laundry detergent, close it tightly, and superglue it shut. Drop it in their gas tank (Without anyone seeing, of course) a few minutes before they leave.

Their car should blow up about an hour down the road. No muss, no fuss, fewer assholes using up our air, water, and food.
 
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Moridin187 said:
Get a tube of chapstick and empty it out, then fill it full of powdered dish or laundry detergent, close it tightly, and superglue it shut. Drop it in their gas tank (Without anyone seeing, of course) a few minutes before they leave.

Their car should blow up about an hour down the road. No muss, no fuss, fewer assholes using up our air, water, and food.


It scares me that you know this, it scares me more that it might work.

I strees, communication is the important thing here. Especially as it seems to be the first time his parenting methods have conflicted with yours. He may be a geriatric fucktard, but he's probably doing the best he can, give him at least on chance to learn before you blow him up.
 
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Juspar Emvan said:



It scares me that you know this, it scares me more that it might work.

I strees, communication is the important thing here. Especially as it seems to be the first time his parenting methods have conflicted with yours. He may be a geriatric fucktard, but he's probably doing the best he can, give him at least on chance to learn before you blow him up.

what?!? i thought EVERYBODY knew that trick!

everybody should know this trick from now on!
 
Well..

I vote that you castrate the old bastard and then force him to get breast implants.. Then, force him to dress like a woman and play a nanny to your child.. If that doesn't place him in a different frame of mind, I don't know what will.. BTW, if the stuff I have just mentioned sounds incredibly whack and the idea itself is completely fucked-up in nature, please note that it's been two days since I've slept trying to finish this damned issue paper that's due Tuesday.. I promise it won't happen again..
 
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