<rant>

[Laurel]

You people are sooooo weird.

Laurel, where is my suspicious face smiley guy?

http://home.planet.nl/~kampf011/smilies/mib.gif

 

[JazzManJim]

Are you calling me fat?

No no no no no.

Because that would be suicidal!

I'm just saying that perhaps "Queenie" isn't such a flattering nickname.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Sorry, would you like my mom's number? You can yell at her for settling down in Philly and not somewhere on the crappy west coast.

Only if it is your number too.

I don't think you people understand how big you're making my head.

I don't think you understand how beautiful your head is - both inside and out.

 

[Mellon Collie]

http://home.planet.nl/~kampf011/smilies/mib.gif

I meant a face that looks like it was suspicious of these weird posters. Not a face that I, myself am suspicious of. Is that too much to ask for?

 

[Vilac]

I meant a face that looks like it was suspicious of these weird posters.

Don't be suspicious.

There are so many other *better things to be. lol
V~

 

[Mellon Collie]

I'm just saying that perhaps "Queenie" isn't such a flattering nickname.

It's cause I'm so bossy but I'm supposed ot be, I'm the oldest. My mom said I was like the "undercover" bossy type, you don't know you're doing what I wanted all along until it's already done. Kinda like a queen who secretly runs the nation and let's the king think he does.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I don't think you understand how beautiful your head is - both inside and out.

I already like you, so you can stop kissing my butt now.

 

[JazzManJim]

It's cause I'm so bossy but I'm supposed ot be, I'm the oldest. My mom said I was like the "undercover" bossy type, you don't know you're doing what I wanted all along until it's already done. Kinda like a queen who secretly runs the nation and let's the king think he does.

I feel you. I'm the oldest myself. Of course, I got to wield the overt power, like a Czar on his throne.

Of course, now, all my younger brothes and siters have become all conspiratorial and Rasputin-like as I've gotten older, but we know they can't hang. They're amateurs.

 

[amelia]

Of course, now, all my younger brothes and siters have become all conspiratorial and Rasputin-like as I've gotten older, but we know they can't hang. They're amateurs.

i'm the youngest..by a long shot in my family...and i'm sorry to tell you....

youth eventually wins out in the war between the siblings

 

[Vilac]

i'm the youngest..by a long shot in my family...and i'm sorry to tell you....

youth eventually wins out in the war between the siblings

As the oldest child..and grandchild in my extended family.....I can say:

The young ones only win after the older ones die off.

It'll be a long wait. <wink> LOL
V~

 

[Mellon Collie]

The young ones only win after the older ones die off.

Heh.

 

[Guest]

Is this where a lady can rant?

 

[Azwed]

It's cause I'm so bossy but I'm supposed ot be, I'm the oldest. My mom said I was like the "undercover" bossy type, you don't know you're doing what I wanted all along until it's already done. Kinda like a queen who secretly runs the nation and let's the king think he does.

Isn't that how most marriages work?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Isn't that how most marriages work?

It's certainly how mine will work. At least I'm nice enough to let the other person think they are in charge.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I already like you, so you can stop kissing my butt now.

I like kissing your butt. I like licking it too. Now if you will just let me tell you about a few other things I would like to do to your butt, we would both be very happy.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Oh my.

 

[kotori]

I'm not a big fan of incestuous lolita - speak to kotori about that.

I don't know about the incestuous part (eww), but if you want to discuss Vladimir Nabokov, or Prosper Merrimée & Carmen, or Woody & Soon Yi, or Poe & "Annabel Lee" you have my number.

It's cause I'm so bossy

That's funny, the only cow I ever knew was named "Bossy."

Kinda like a queen who secretly runs the nation and let's the king think he does.

It's good to be King.

 

[Mellon Collie]

That's funny, the only cow I ever knew was named "Bossy."

Are you calling me fat!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

plplplpl

Pffft.

I'm sure I could find evidence disproving this claim in all our PMs. Maybe I should stop deleting them so soon. I'll start saving them and categorizing each by topic.

Not very damned likely.

And I can't believe you'd delete a word of the literary and philosophical gems I've cast your way. How will you ever study for the <ahem> exam later in the summer?