[rant] spitting in porn

[silverwhisper]

am i really the only person who's appalled by spitting in porn? i seriously don't get why this is a thing.

1. saliva is an anti-lubricant.
2. it's disgusting.

it pisses me the fuck off! why when you have attractive people having sex does the guy feel the need to spit on the woman's pussy before he gets in/goes down on her?

total turn off, plus it makes people think that this is a good idea to do IRL.

OK, i'm done now.



ed

 

[silverwhisper]

yep! i look at porn periodically and a good 75%+ of the time i have to stop b/c the dude spits. hell, even when it's girl on girl, they often spit before going down.

guys being gross, OK, i can sorta see that. but in girl on girl? what the fuck?!

ed

 

[pplwatching]

am i really the only person who's appalled by spitting in porn? i seriously don't get why this is a thing.

There's a few threads around with other's who rant about it too. I personally don't get it or like it either. My porn consumption is down, but when I do partake and see that, I click on to something else.

However, I have been known to use saliva as lubricant. I *never* spit. I usually lick my finger tips and rub it on cock head before penetration. Sorry if that grosses anyone out, but my wife has never complained. Usually once we get going she gets wetter.

The reason is that I don't like the taste of lube but love going down on her any time. I personally think it's very hot to slip out of her and go down as part of changing positions. There are also times when I'm the first to finish for whatever reason. When that happens I like to help her finish with oral, and frankly the taste of lube makes that unpleasant for me. I don't have a problem with my own taste, oddly enough. Go figure

So, that's my $.02 on it. But, yeah, just horking a spitball onto her pussy is disgusting.

 

[bailadora]

Nope - you're not the only one. Doesn't do a thing for me.

 

[silverwhisper]

pplwatching quoth:
i personally think it's very hot to slip out of her and go down as part of changing positions. there are also times when i'm the first to finish for whatever reason. when that happens i like to help her finish with oral, and frankly the taste of lube makes that unpleasant for me.

i'm with you on this--both parts. and i definitely agree that lube is better felt than tasted!

ed

 

[pplwatching]

What's up with lowercasing the sentences you quote? Do you intentionally do that or is that some weird browser quirk?

 

[silverwhisper]

that's all me. that would be an interesting quirk on a browser, though.

ed

 

[pplwatching]

that's all me. that would be an interesting quirk on a browser, though.

Stwaange pagan wituals. Is that an OCD thing or what?

 

[silverwhisper]

i don't generally consider myself OCD, but perhaps this is my small way of being so. :>

ed

 

[emap]

There's a reason feminist groups don't like porn, spitting is actually the reason. Not entirely but seriously, the point of the spitting is to render the woman as little more than a fuck toy.

Listen to what they say sometime, he's calling her names, slut, whore, bitch make prominent appearances and not just in the so called interracial porn anymore. Not sexy, and I would kick the guys ass if he spit on me before getting to the sex.

The entire point of it is to render the woman as being a fuck toy. There is actually a reason why the number of women who do porn more than once is small. Forget the whole doesn't like having sex in front of a camera bullcrap. If they didn't like the idea they wouldn't have signed up for the one scene. They do a scene and never again because of what I just said.

Not all porn does this at least, not even all of the mainstream video's do it. If you really hate seeing it then look for Babes, Orgasms, and there's another website that i don't recall at the moment. If you want teenage women then 18Xgirls is a good place. I find them in torrents but I'm sure the actual websites have more video's than what I am finding.

 

[bailadora]

i don't generally consider myself OCD, but perhaps this is my small way of being so. :>

ed

I started to say this is something unique to you, but then I remembered the works of ee cummings.

You may have written about this before, but how/why did you get started on this format? ( I figure since I'm still awake at this hour, I might as well learn something.)

 

[pplwatching]

TaKiNg ThE tImE tO gO tHrOuGh OtHeR pEoPlE's TeXt AnD ReMoVe CaPiTaL LeTtErS sEeMs A lItTlE bIt eCcEnTrIc.

Does that bother you? Would you undo every one if you quoted it?

Don't get me wrong. I've got my own share of kinks, quirks, and twitches.

Just pulling your chain.

 

[silverwhisper]

bailadora quoth
i started to say this is something unique to you, but then i remembered the works of ee cummings.

you may have written about this before, but how/why did you get started on this format? (i figure since I'm still awake at this hour, i might as well learn something.)

not sure i'd characterize this as learning but the answer can be found here, if you're frightfully and mind-bogglingly afflicted with insomnia.

pplwatching quoth
taking the time to go through other people's text and remove capital letters seems a little bit eccentric.

does that bother you? would you undo every one if you quoted it?

don't get me wrong. i've got my own share of kinks, quirks, and twitches.

just pulling your chain.

you may not be aware of this, but MS word offers a "drop caps" feature that i periodically like to utilize.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

One of those cute idiosyncrasies we've come to love about ed.

When I still watched porn, I thought it was gross too. When they start making good porn, I will start watching it again.

(Last time I watched porn with MrBG, I took my knitting out after about 5 minutes. Only so many badly choreographed blowjobs I can watch before I want to throw something at the screen and yell at them to hurry up.)

 

[Eilan]

why when you have attractive people having sex does the guy feel the need to spit on the woman's pussy before he gets in/goes down on her?

If my husband did this, the party would be over. Seriously.

Just the thought of spitting makes me want to hurl. Hell, I get queasy when someone spits on the ground near me. I have to be careful that I don't overthink kissing my husband or eating/drinking after my kids because if I think about it too much, I get grossed out.

 

[lovecraft68]

I agree that out right spitting is gross be it a man or a woman.

A woman letting a little saliva drool out of her mouth down a guys cock is sort of hot, but hawking and spitting directly on it is nasty.

I recently saw one video where one woman kept spitting on another woman's ass while the guy fucked her and it got to a point I clicked off.

Not sure what demographic they're trying to hit with clamming on someone, but no one I know finds it hot

 

[imemkay]

Disrespectful and just plain gross! Nobody has ever spit on me but I can say if they did, they'd be walking away with a few less teeth than they started with.

It's just nasty!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Vomit is the way to go.

(Sorry, I am a child)

 

[bronzeage]

Porn is not the real world, but anything seen in porn will be seen in the real world. Nobody has enough drool to be any use as lube.

KY jelly and other water based lubes dry quickly, but moisture restores a little slipperyness. A little spit is the fastest way to keep the scene moving.

There's nothing sexy about it, just a trade secret revealed when it should have remained secret. Sort of like watching a butcher make sausage.

 

[silverwhisper]

wait a sec: you criticize water-based lubes for drying quickly but saliva doesn't? that seems pretty darned inconsistent.

ed

 

[culloden]

wait a sec: you criticize water-based lubes for drying quickly but saliva doesn't? that seems pretty darned inconsistent.

ed

I think what he was saying is that the water in water-based lubes dries out and the lube loses its lubricity. Spitting re-hydrates the slippery components of the lube, allowing it do its job again.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, that i can understand.

ed

 

[culloden]

BTW, I'm agreeing with the posters who don't find spitting sexy. It's disrespectful at best.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

i have felt water based alovera gel work well with the right friction. during anal i feel better without lube.

 

[Cipher]

am i really the only person who's appalled by spitting in porn? i seriously don't get why this is a thing.

1. saliva is an anti-lubricant.
2. it's disgusting.

it pisses me the fuck off! why when you have attractive people having sex does the guy feel the need to spit on the woman's pussy before he gets in/goes down on her?

total turn off, plus it makes people think that this is a good idea to do IRL.

OK, i'm done now.



ed

It's DISGUSTING. Turn off for me too.

I'm glad i've never encountered this IRL.