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kendo1
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To put it simply, Joe, certain informal discussions took place involving a full and frank exchange of views, out of which there arose a series of proposals which on examination proved to indicate several promising lines of inquiry which when pursued lead to the realisation that the alternative courses of action might in fact in certain circumstances be susceptible of discrete modification, leading to a reappraisal of the original areas of difference and pointing a way to encouraging of compromise and co-operation, which if bilaterally implemented with appropriate give and take on both sides might if the climate were right would have a reasonable possibility, at the end of the day of leading rightly or wrongly to a mutually satisfactory resolution.
Jubal_Harshaw
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CharleyH said:
It's the mustache.
R. Richard
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Sub Joe said:
Sex has its rewards and lack of sex its punishments. However, sex can always be postponed until later. Trying to do without 'going potty' has only embarassing punishment.
BlackShanglan
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Best pursue the latter before attempting the former. Unless, of course, one happens to be of a very specific sort of inclination.
Roxanne Appleby
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A clever but crude male friend from my misspent youth used to say, "A good dump is better than a bad fuck."
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elsol said:
If you or your singing pink bunny henchmen ever mention that again, I shall kill you all.
SeaCat
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LOLOL
A while back we had a patient come onto the unit. She as a younger lady who has a very painful blood disorder. Because of this she is on Narcotics. One of the side efects of Narcotics is constipation. (It hardens the fecal matter like you wouldn't believe.) For some reason she had stopped taking her stool softener with the not unexpected results.
She came onto our floor with a distended abdomen and incredible pain. She hadn't dropped a load in over a week.
The docs and R.N.'s tried the usual meds., they didn't work worth a damn. Finally her doc. a friend of mine suggested she be unimpacted. The R.N.'s shuddered and turned away. It fell to me. Before I knew it I had her on her side, her ass exposed to me and the world and my gloved fingers covered in lubricant. I ended up digging a large amount out of her ass, accompanied by the not so unexpected complaints. She was then given an enema, a rather large one at that, then placed on a toilet.
You could hear her wails down the hall as she gave birth to multiple politicians. To hear her singing you would have thought she was in Dantes Inferno, and yet every time someone went to her door and asked if she was okay she replied she was fine.
By the end of the day she was exhausted, the bathroom needed to be cleaned with a pressure washer and her belly was gone.
The next morning when she left she thanked the staff and kissed me. As she put it, my fingers up her ass was the bes thing that had happened to her in years.
Oh the joys of medicine.
Cat
A while back we had a patient come onto the unit. She as a younger lady who has a very painful blood disorder. Because of this she is on Narcotics. One of the side efects of Narcotics is constipation. (It hardens the fecal matter like you wouldn't believe.) For some reason she had stopped taking her stool softener with the not unexpected results.
She came onto our floor with a distended abdomen and incredible pain. She hadn't dropped a load in over a week.
The docs and R.N.'s tried the usual meds., they didn't work worth a damn. Finally her doc. a friend of mine suggested she be unimpacted. The R.N.'s shuddered and turned away. It fell to me. Before I knew it I had her on her side, her ass exposed to me and the world and my gloved fingers covered in lubricant. I ended up digging a large amount out of her ass, accompanied by the not so unexpected complaints. She was then given an enema, a rather large one at that, then placed on a toilet.
You could hear her wails down the hall as she gave birth to multiple politicians. To hear her singing you would have thought she was in Dantes Inferno, and yet every time someone went to her door and asked if she was okay she replied she was fine.
By the end of the day she was exhausted, the bathroom needed to be cleaned with a pressure washer and her belly was gone.
The next morning when she left she thanked the staff and kissed me. As she put it, my fingers up her ass was the bes thing that had happened to her in years.
Oh the joys of medicine.
Cat
Stella_Omega
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Yeah, what you said!elsol said:
"Excuse me, honey, I'll be right back."
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Does this turn you on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzvC93itdyY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzvC93itdyY
