Random Thoughts

[beachbaby179]

When you use hand sanitizer the germs stay on your hands. They're just dead.

 

[Mooket]

How many people with handicap parking pass really do have handicap....

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

When you use hand sanitizer the germs stay on your hands. They're just dead.

this made me laugh

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

How many people with handicap parking pass really do have handicap....

as a little kid mused once...does that sign mean 'parking for people with big butts?'

 

[Mooket]

as a little kid mused once...does that sign mean 'parking for people with big butts?'

This little kid is onto something....
I guess handicap is all relative and subjective then huh?

 

[PattiJolene]

l better start dinner...

 

[Thandi]

Hopefully everything is ok.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Why does $2.27 drive me crazy when I can't get my checkbook to balance?

 

[papadoc19]

NewsRadio was never the same after Phil Hartman died

 

[Misshotndeep]

NewsRadio was never the same after Phil Hartman died

Very true

 

[Bunnylily]

He made me write his name there

 

[papadoc19]

Where?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hits head on wall.... Over and over and over.

 

[Spins]

I wish it were my thread

 

[meop79]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[blazin24]

I hope that hottie is at the gym today. She's a good moral booster.

 

[ydahecnot]

Where?

I am guessing bare mound

 

[JennyNo1]

I get it - you've marked him.

 

[spliffpolitikz]

would cows make cheese out of sperm if they could milk us ?

 

[writerperson]

are beer bottles specifically designed such that you can't fit your penis in the neck

 

[badjanus]

are beer bottles specifically designed such that you can't fit your penis in the neck

Who says you can't?

 

[writerperson]

Who says you can't?

you gonna try it? i wish you good luck, brave soul

 

[may_I_please]

you gonna try it? i wish you good luck, brave soul

But why would you even think that? Are you just jealous of the women with their coke bottles? Surely not every hole needs to be filled with your cock

 

[may_I_please]

How come I always forget my random thought when I come in here and read the last random thought posted

 

[badjanus]

But why would you even think that? Are you just jealous of the women with their coke bottles? Surely not every hole needs to be filled with your cock

May..
Show me your nostrils..*shudder*