Random Thoughts

[dreanna]

lol have noticed it too, just thought it was my mind playing tricks on me again lol

 

[Impact12345]

I just think our minds can take almost anything and put a dirty spin on it.

 

[naomirubybaby]

You think that's bad watch who killed Roger Rabbit or Animaniacs...sex everywhere! Funny stuff though.

I know! Roger Rabbit is dirty and you only pick up on now as an adult.

 

[seth6138]

Where do dead brain cells go, after you kill them with drugs and alcohol?

 

[vavavaVoom]

Grrr ...once you break the seal

 

[stickygirl]

V V

What happens to cloud computing when it's a clear sky?

 

[vavavaVoom]

*ponders* nahh. Hurts to think!

*squishes and runs* hehehe ...gotcha Sticky!

 

[papadoc19]

I think I want to be very bad today...

 

[Misshotndeep]

I hate travel but love the destinations. Someone build a teleportor already!!!

 

[Bunnylily]

I hate travel but love the destinations. Someone build a teleportor already!!!

Good idea! Couldn't agree more.

 

[Spins]

Were are all the woman of substance!?!

 

[Bunnylily]

Missing you. Unf.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I hate to admit it. The blonde doll with cable wires on the Direct TV commercials......is kind of looking good to me.

 

[Missingout]

Maybe the hokey pokey is what it's all about

 

[emma_the_librarian]

YAY. He gets stuff done.

 

[prettykitty102]

Is there a female equivalent for blue balls?

 

[cliteatingman]

Is there a female equivalent for blue balls?

May I take care of you?

 

[JennyNo1]

Is there a female equivalent for blue balls?

I'm thinking the answer to this is yes, unfortunately.

 

[alt_ego]

Is there a female equivalent for blue balls?

I don't believe this is possible. Guys only have blue balls when they can't get laid. I've never seen this phenomenon in a woman.

It reminds me of a very early SNL skit. "How to Get Laid - Ladies Version" , or something like. Turns out to be a tri-fold piece of paper with "time proven techniques" for women. Tips like -

1. Stand at the bus stop.
2. Approach a male at the bus stop.
3. Ask if he would like to have sex.

Three easy steps. Voila!

 

[Spins]

Jack can do it

 

[Misshotndeep]

Is there a female equivalent for blue balls?

Blue balls for gals is a whole body experience. You get cranky, you feel hyper, look at damn near every guy like meat and space out a lot. At least that's my experience. Oh and the whole empty feeling between your legs.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Is chance a random thing or an opportunity grasped?

 

[DocMolliesox]

Is chance a random thing or an opportunity grasped?

Maybe a random opportunity that was worthwhile grasping.

Meh. I was thinking about chocolate before that.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Maybe a random opportunity that was worthwhile grasping.

Meh. I was thinking about chocolate before that.

Oops! Me ate the last Buzz Bar ... Can offer Pineapple Lumps

 

[DocMolliesox]

Oops! Me ate the last Buzz Bar ... Can offer Pineapple Lumps

Hehe, it's alright me has got emergency rations

Wtf are pineapple lumps?