Random Thoughts

[Misshotndeep]

Vailed uninforced threats make me giggle. Being called an asshat does not. -_-

 

[emma_the_librarian]

With little tits, the bra plays the lead, with big tits, it just plays rhythm

OK, now THAT is the best line I've read on Lit. Thank you!

 

[FantasySlut]

shakes head at own self

 

[Misshotndeep]

In solicited PM's are like junk mail. Sometimes you find a really good coupon, but mostly their junk.

 

[MsLead]

I wish there was a setting to teach pleasure skills....for the inept....just sayin...

 

[papadoc19]

Who puts mayo on beans?

 

[Spins]

What?

 

[kimbalee]

Who puts mayo on beans?

*gag* I know, right?

 

[Thandi]

Is it so impossible to have ultra-sexy bras for women with bigger tits?
Apparently so.

Nope!
You just need to find the right store.

 

[Thandi]

With little tits, the bra plays the lead, with big tits, it just plays rhythm

Yup....good line!

 

[papadoc19]

I hate Mediacom...

 

[Misshotndeep]

Nope!
You just need to find the right store.

Lane Bryant ladies!

 

[Bunnylily]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b38cf29c53ef69fdb3575cf7548574ba/tumblr_n7mnbhOwl41sige85o1_500.jpg

 

[papadoc19]

Early to bed tonight I think...

 

[emma_the_librarian]

What is it they say, "a watched pot never boils"
Well I'm thinking a watched phone never texts.

 

[jameslewis]

I wonder if saying male nymphomaniac is redundant?

 

[Spins]

Suck it up

 

[Misshotndeep]

You know you bored when the thought of even one of your stalkers messaging you enters your mind...nah. Not that bored yet. Getting there sadly.

 

[Leigh81]

I think my mom and I are bridging the gap

L

 

[Spins]

Don't skip your moment

 

[Bunnylily]

Hate when I can't see you.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I swear I think that sock escapes the dryer just to hook up with that random shoe on the side of the road.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I miss my bed but I don't want to see the person waiting in it. -_-

 

[naomirubybaby]

Am I the only one who finds dirty things in kids cartoons. Watching fireman sam today and one of the firemen (talking about a firetruck) says "she's just not squirting" then a dumb fireman says latter when they get it working and are spraying a fire " I like squirty stuff"
Like come on!!!!!!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Am I the only one who finds dirty things in kids cartoons. Watching fireman sam today and one of the firemen (talking about a firetruck) says "she's just not squirting" then a dumb fireman says latter when they get it working and are spraying a fire " I like squirty stuff"
Like come on!!!!!!!

You think that's bad watch who killed Roger Rabbit or Animaniacs...sex everywhere! Funny stuff though.