Random Thoughts

[greeneyedvirgin]

Just what the hell is a platypus?
It has a bill like a duck...
Fur like a beaver...
Lays eggs....
And is a carnivore...

 

[papadoc19]

Should I have a bowl of cereal?

 

[Treasured]

Slacks or skirt

 

[Misshotndeep]

I keep seeing all these pics and GIFs with hot well hung men in them. Where are they hiding? I have never seen one in person. Where do they go after their shoots back in a box in a closet somewhere? Very frustrating!

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I think the makers of Kleenex are the ones planting all these pollen-heavy plants.. UGH!

 

[merryohmd]

Need to get the sheriff to investigate who killed my willow tree. I was alive one day and dead the next. This might be a serial willow killow?

 

[papadoc19]

I need a haircut...

 

[Matryoshka]

Why is it that you find the best things when you're not even looking for them?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Thinking of a nice soak in my tub with a bowl of chocolate pudding and a glass of juice. Calgon take me away....really far away!

 

[thejabber27]

A textbook that is legitimately useful? You must be lying.

 

[ashesatwork]

Day 5...of antibiotics and not much better.... I give up.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A textbook that is legitimately useful? You must be lying.

What's the subject? You have me intrigued.

 

[ashesatwork]

Theres always next year blue jackets fans

 

[papadoc19]

What is with the fake outrage?

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, would anyone know?

 

[papadoc19]

Inmate dies in botched execution? Isn't an inmate always supposed to die in an execution?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I wonder how much a 'house man' would cost to just fan me the entire summer...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Messages from men who pretend to know me baffle me.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Messages from men who pretend to know me baffle me.

Hey muse, you don't me

Did you have a good day at work?

 

[BreezySnow]

one good news, one bad news.... can't i just have all good news??

 

[emma_the_librarian]

What exactly are tapioca?

People tell me tapioca is tapioca, so... does it grow in the ground? on a tree?
Is it in a shell like a nut? What?

 

[Hosebloke]

How nobody mentions the hole in the ozone and you can't decent acid rain anymore it seems

 

[RunningMan019]

It's feed a fever, starve a cold right?

 

[BreezySnow]

It's feed a fever, starve a cold right?

I think so.

 

[Aquagal]

Where's Joy's weird dick thread, that one cracked me up.