Random Thoughts

[jameslewis]

Some days you're the baby and some days you're the diaper.

 

[papadoc19]

Some days you're the baby and some days you're the diaper.

This makes me chuckle...

 

[may_I_please]

Red licorice

 

[ydahecnot]

I must be the only person on earth singing Man Behind the Mask by Alice Cooper to himself at the moment

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Why would you not be allowed to park in the driveway if you have a driveway?

 

[ashesatwork]

Dont you know its better to not think..just jump..says the girl scared of heights

 

[papadoc19]

I think Skip Bayliss wants to have Johnny Manziel's baby...

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Two words: kinetic sand

 

[Misshotndeep]

I realize today that I haven't had lunch with an old friend in a decade. It occurred to me were not going to live forever and should spend more time together. It also occurred to me that though we have always kept in touch they really don't know me anymore.

 

[vavavaVoom]

The clouds are rolling in

 

[jameslewis]

I'm out of Monet, and feeling Baroque

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, if it ain't Baroque...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I seem to be random a lot, looking at the posts on this page.

 

[Lia Monde]

His stubble seems sexy, until it's scratching my neck.

 

[papadoc19]

This is the story of a girl...

 

[emma_the_librarian]

This is the story of a girl...

You say those words and I think of Jenny Beckman.

500 Days of Summer

 

[badjanus]

I can't put my seat belt on without help

 

[may_I_please]

How old are you?

 

[MatthewRoydon]

How old are you?

Age is but a number, but i'd wish a littler one LOL

 

[TheSilverLining]

Some days my range of stereotypically female emotions really pisses me off.

Oh, to be a bloke......

 

[kimbalee]

hoping the 3rd period is better than the first two were.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Some days my range of stereotypically female emotions really pisses me off.

Oh, to be a bloke......

Hungry and Horny is a bitch when you can't find a decent Reuben at 2AM.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

The average human walks about 100,000 miles a year on average.

In the US, the average person consumes 28 gallons of beer.

Therefore, the average human body in the US get an amazing 3500 miles per gallon of beer.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

The average human walks about 100,000 miles a year on average.

In the US, the average person consumes 28 gallons of beer.

Therefore, the average human body in the US get an amazing 3500 miles per gallon of beer.

Where are the beer cars already?!