Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Maybe I should start cooking.

 

[TongueLust]

Lighten the fuck up.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I know it makes me a terrible ex to ask you to bathe your child while I go grocery shopping - perhaps in the future I should expect you to go out, buy, and prepare your own food from now own until this house sells. I mean I'm not your wife - so why play the part if you're going to be a dick when I ask for help?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Lighten the fuck up.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wonder why he changed his username?

 

[TongueLust]

My thoughts exactly.

I know

 

[papadoc19]

I identify with the music of Taylor Swift way too much

 

[Misshotndeep]

I finally load an actual Pic of me and for some reason the thing keeps loading upside down! Oh fucking well.

 

[harry johnson]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[cowslinger64]

I can't even begin to imagine living primitive in Alaska. I wonder how much of Life Below Zero is real.

 

[emsway]

Perhaps I should change my av to something a little less de rigueur.

 

[papadoc19]

I can't even begin to imagine living primitive in Alaska. I wonder how much of Life Below Zero is real.

I imagine it would feel heavenly compared to the heat and humidity we are experiencing here.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I can't wait for my feedback and maybe a good long chat. I need normal human interaction more often.

 

[SassyKatz71]

Am I gaining my 4 pds. weight loss back ? I hope not

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I had the hiccups one time. I volunteered to grab some drinks for my table. So, while walking up to the bar to make a few orders, I started holding my breath. While waiting for, I dunno, thirty seconds...I also held my breath. The bartender came over and, with a look, waited for me to say what I needed.

I was too invested in my breath-holding venture. I was already like 75 seconds in! So, like the worst kind of charades player, I emphatically (and really embarrassingly) begged her to wait just a second with hand gestures. In my head, I'd thought this was perfectly reasonable. But I'd kept her waiting for like 15 seconds, jostling about like an old man with a bladder infection. And I let out a really obnoxious exhale afterwords like a movie star emerging from water.

It was embarrassing enough. But, after ordering a pitcher and a gin & tonic, I realized this cute girl I had a couple classes with was waiting too. And I frantically explained, "I was holding my breath. I had the hiccups." Then I hicupped.

This is one of those awfuk memories that I just can't shake.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I had the hiccups one time. I volunteered to grab some drinks for my table. So, while walking up to the bar to make a few orders, I started holding my breath. While waiting for, I dunno, thirty seconds...I also held my breath. The bartender came over and, with a look, waited for me to say what I needed.

I was too invested in my breath-holding venture. I was already like 75 seconds in! So, like the worst kind of charades player, I emphatically (and really embarrassingly) begged her to wait just a second with hand gestures. In my head, I'd thought this was perfectly reasonable. But I'd kept her waiting for like 15 seconds, jostling about like an old man with a bladder infection. And I let out a really obnoxious exhale afterwords like a movie star emerging from water.

It was embarrassing enough. But, after ordering a pitcher and a gin & tonic, I realized this cute girl I had a couple classes with was waiting too. And I frantically explained, "I was holding my breath. I had the hiccups." Then I hicupped.

This is one of those awfuk memories that I just can't shake.

she probably found it endearing

 

[AlexaF]

Literotica gets really slow at times

 

[JudasIscariot]

I've no idea what a bukkake is.

And after reading the thread, I'm not sure I want to.

 

[troubledone]

It is always better to stop telling lies

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Check out the feature on the Google home page about the Statue of Liberty. It's pretty interesting.

 

[Spins]

One more into the pot

 

[emsway]

I kind of regret eating the whole thing. ugh.

 

[spliffpolitikz]

gin&tonic. woohoo!

 

[Solitaryman54]

Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and all we think is "man, I just washed that".

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

I identify with the music of Taylor Swift way too much

Cutest thing I've read all day