Random Thoughts

[TwoShades]

Reading the tweets from Sochi and seeing those pictures is the best entertainment I have had in years.

 

[papadoc19]

That would be a funny game...

 

[VA_Boy]

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear your partner has been turned into Dracula.

Next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, batman.'"

 

[papadoc19]

I really miss the World Music show on the BBC World Service

 

[Twlightdreamer]

.... That shampoo did weird things to my hair... I look like a blonde medusa.

 

[jack80]

.... That shampoo did weird things to my hair... I look like a blonde medusa.

Getting turned to stone isn't going to be so bad

 

[makinmepurr]

What would I do without coffee?

 

[cliteatingman]

What would I do without coffee?

You'd need my tongue to keep you awake!

 

[makinmepurr]

You'd need my tongue to keep you awake!

I' d never get a damn thing done if I used CEM' s tongue to stay awake. But it sure would be fun!

 

[cliteatingman]

I' d never get a damn thing done if I used CEM' s tongue to stay awake. But it sure would be fun!

I agree!!

 

[papadoc19]

I bet she would really look amazing with cat ears and a tail

 

[VA_Boy]

If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."

 

[vavavaVoom]

Belief and dreams

 

[papadoc19]

I like her smile

 

[Spins]

I like the word tits

 

[LongPenStroke]

Wondering who the first person was who looked at a cow and thought. "I am going to pull on those things and drink what comes out."

 

[papadoc19]

Wondering who the first person was who looked at a cow and thought. "I am going to pull on those things and drink what comes out."

His name was Bob

 

[Leigh81]

Anyone who says size doesn't matter is either being nice not to hurt your feelings, never had a real dick themselves, have no nerves in their vagina, hate sex or are just plain lying.

L

 

[papadoc19]

Anyone who says size doesn't matter is either being nice not to hurt your feelings, never had a real dick themselves, have no nerves in their vagina, hate sex or are just plain lying.

L

*Chuckles*

 

[sereneone4u]

Slip-sliding into the abyss.

 

[papadoc19]

I never thought I would get so excited about cross country skiing

 

[papadoc19]

The nineties were awesome

 

[Lia Monde]

Even when it is a high quality and satisfying product, working on Sunday is a bummer.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Politicians using the word honest ... pffffft!

 

[jack80]

That thought if I go too far and annoy people is back...