Random thoughts.

[Quoll]

Ever have moments when some totally random thought pops into your head, or is that just me.
Explain or don't explain the wheretofores or not.

 

[Quoll]

Hmm perhaps this was not such a good idea, I don't know if I really need to show my thought processes here.


My son is playing repeatedly a Back St Boys song, it contains an imaginary band called sphincter.
Ok here's the thought process in action.
Sphincter = sphinx = ancient Egypt = Stargate = The Stargate is a giant sphincter.

 

[TheGreatRaja]

like why isn't there an apple flavored milkshake?

 

[EJFan]

i know exactly what you're talking about quoll. i can't give an example off hand but my mind does similar things.

 

[GoddessHathor]

My son is playing repeatedly a Back St Boys song, it contains an imaginary band called sphincter.
Ok here's the thought process in action.
Sphincter = sphinx = ancient Egypt = Stargate = The Stargate is a giant sphincter.

had to post...it's very seldom a post will make me laugh outloud...but this was just too funny!

 

[Quoll]

had to post...it's very seldom a post will make me laugh outloud...but this was just too funny!

*Tips hat* Why thank you. Welcome to lit.

 

[Quoll]

like why isn't there an apple flavored milkshake?

Ooooh don't go there, I had an hours discussion with the kids about various flavoured milkshakes, about the time we got to sardine I was feeling decidedly unwell.

 

[Sarojaede]

Hmm perhaps this was not such a good idea, I don't know if I really need to show my thought processes here.


My son is playing repeatedly a Back St Boys song, it contains an imaginary band called sphincter.
Ok here's the thought process in action.
Sphincter = sphinx = ancient Egypt = Stargate = The Stargate is a giant sphincter.

Oh...dear...Quoll...

I'm actually wiping tears and you, dear, scored a virtual snarf from that as I choked on water.

I don't think watching SG-1 will EVER be the same again.

 

[GoddessHathor]

Oh...dear...Quoll...

I'm actually wiping tears and you, dear, scored a virtual snarf from that as I choked on water.

I don't think watching SG-1 will EVER be the same again.

I have season 3 playing the background....which is why I'm still giggling over his analogy!

And thank you for the welcome Quoll.

 

[Quoll]

Oh...dear...Quoll...

I'm actually wiping tears and you, dear, scored a virtual snarf from that as I choked on water.

I don't think watching SG-1 will EVER be the same again.

I have season 3 playing the background....which is why I'm still giggling over his analogy!

And thank you for the welcome Quoll.

Oooh goody, I have burnt people's brains.

It also explains why one of the most intelligent races has the name of Assguard.

 

[GoddessHathor]

Oooh goody, I have burnt peoples brains.

It also explains why one of the most intelligent races has the name of Assguard.

Ok...stop....my eyes are tearing! LMFAO

 

[Quoll]

Ok...stop....my eyes are tearing! LMFAO

One more before I go.
I never realised just how anal that show was, even the Goa'uld use their rings to travel.

Boom tish.

 

[lil_squirter]

"I wouldn't mind one more trip through the old orifice."
General Jack O'Neill, 200th Episode.

 

[Quoll]

"I wouldn't mind one more trip through the old orifice."
General Jack O'Neill, 200th Episode.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Quoll]

Cheese.

 

[lil_squirter]

Cheese.

And crackers?

 

[Quoll]

And crackers?

Nope, and I don't want any cheese either, it's just there.
Why couldn't it have been something nice like "Clitoral cleft".

 

[lil_squirter]

Nope, and I don't want any cheese either, it's just there.
Why couldn't it have been something nice like "Clitoral cleft".

Will shaved labia do?

 

[Quoll]

Will shaved labia do?

That's a start, but now I reallyneed to get rid of the cheese thing.

 

[lil_squirter]

That's a start, but now I reallyneed to get rid of the cheese thing.

I recomend bathing, soap wash cloth and a good antifungal cream.

 

[Quoll]

I kept seeing this sign in the hospital today Patients Discharge Room, now I can't get the image of Mr Mucus and his friends Mr Phlegm, Mrs Clot and little Master Pus all sitting in the waiting room. "So what are you in for?"

 

[bobsgirl]

I kept seeing this sign in the hospital today Patients Discharge Room, now I can't get the image of Mr Mucus and his friends Mr Phlegm, Mrs Clot and little Master Pus all sitting in the waiting room. "So what are you in for?"

*dusting myself off* dammit, quoll, i just slid out of my chair I was laughing so hard.

And actually kind of grossed out too...

 

[Sarojaede]

oh dear...

damnit, quoll...snorting diet coke is harmful to my keyboard.

 

[silverwhisper]

virtual snarf! woo-hoo!

ed

 

[Quoll]

It's happened again.
Apologies to SJ, the made me do it.