Random thoughts on penises!

[lilrosie lips]

what about the

http://www.deadendweb.com/jokes/phenispage/beatles.gif

I want... the left one....

But on a more serious note.... I think the amount of pre-cum varies with the man in question himself, some seem to literally produce gallons of it and some very little... so I have never taken the amount of it as an indication of wheter I was desired or not or as an indication as to what kind of fuck I am in for... I usually let their eyes and mouths tell me that.. long before I get a look at Mr. Winky.... LOL

 

[stargirl32]

Re: Re: penis question

I can't speak for other women, but the turn on for me is that precum is associated with a hard cock and the fact that my partner is sexually aroused. It's an indication that he is hot, and that I have caused this condition. He will also remedy the situation by fucking me!

here here,,, ditto ditto

 

[cheekyfella]

oh my!!!

well stargirl, i would have to say that im suitably impressed by your post... insatiably so

just for the record, precum absolutely flows from me... it is now after i read your post anyway

on cock size, im 8.5 inches and like to shave my balls... its all in the packaging

id love to hear more... this thread is brilliant

 

[open-couple]

AHHH! It's KING DONG

I must agree in general of course my husband won't appreciate this but I would rather have someone shove hot pokers up my ass than be attacked by the king dong. I love the average guy and the small guy always works hard at making my little furry friend as happy as can be.

PS you should try the fresh squash they come in many shapes and sizes.

Life's like a dick if it get's hard FUCK IT!

 

[stargirl32]

todays random thought included what can a penis do to help me get fit ......????

http://www.bigcockjokes.com/bungeejumping.gif



http://www.bigcockjokes.com/sexercisemachine.jpg


so if you will excuse me guys i have to go work up a healthy sweat ..........

 

[stargirl32]

anyone wanna see my shaved puss??

 

[wordsmithe]

Re: Re: penis question

I can't speak for other women, but the turn on for me is that precum is associated with a hard cock and the fact that my partner is sexually aroused. It's an indication that he is hot, and that I have caused this condition.

Thank you for turning a tiny embarrassing wet spot on slacks into the recognition of an attractive woman that it was meant to be...

 

[wordsmithe]

I think men are a wee bit too concerned about the length and girth of their shaft.

There is no need to be.

If ya have too much, make sure there is a little vibe on hand.
If ya think ya have too little, carry a big vibe on hand.

It all works for me!

Don't forget what a finger or tongue's caress can do, as well

 

[psyche]

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Thank you for turning a tiny embarrassing wet spot on slacks into the recognition of an attractive woman that it was meant to be...

Never be embarassed about being a sexually responsive male! Those tiny wet spots are hot...

 

[MissTaken]

My random thought for tonight

ten inches hurts.


Really.


Is it supposed to?

 

[stargirl32]

ok ok I admit theres no such thing as a random penis thought
. i delibratly think about them every day ,
infact i may even become a penis worshpper ,

i could bow to the pallic symbols every day ,, hee hee

 

[cg_allstar]

ok ok I admit theres no such thing as a random penis thought
. i delibratly think about them every day ,
infact i may even become a penis worshpper ,

i could bow to the pallic symbols every day ,, hee hee

Why bow before a symbol? I'll gladly let you bow before the real thing.

 

[bknight2602]

OMG! 4th grade...he will be in 5th grade this year. He does take long showers, but pretty much always has unless there is something on tv he wants to watch,

Is there anything I should do or say to prepare him/me for this or just leave it alone and let it happen? There is no father figure in the picture!

Leave him alone and let him experiment with his body. Don't look at the dirty underwear for telltale sogns. It is natural and just expect it. BTW expect to find magazines, books etc, just don't looking for them, they will be there if he follows what most males go through.

 

[bknight2602]

anyone wanna see my shaved puss??

Not exactly what I had in mind when I clicked on the image.

 

[Soron]

For something completely different

here's a penis reference for ya...

from a poem by Ani DiFranco

give back the night its distant whistle
give the darkness back its soul
give the big oil companies the finger finally
and relearn how to rock-n-roll
yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there
so it's time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets
and clear the air
get our government to pull its big dick out of the sand
of someone else's desert
put it back in its pants
and quit the hypocritical chants of
freedom forever

 

[wordsmithe]

Re: My random thought for tonight

ten inches hurts.
Really.
Is it supposed to?

About the only way most guys could make 10 inches hurt is to give you thier 5 inches twice, then hit you with a rock... PS I resemble that remark

 

[manofsteel52]

Okay ladies, this topic always reminds me of the song, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion"
maybe you should be having a tongue forum. I, for one, have always been a little envious of Gene Simmons' tongue....

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: My random thought for tonight

About the only way most guys could make 10 inches hurt is to give you thier 5 inches twice, then hit you with a rock... PS I resemble that remark

Well, I do like a wee bit of S and M!

 

[Soron]

Re: Re: Re: Re: penis question

Never be embarassed about being a sexually responsive male! Those tiny wet spots are hot...

hmmmm my wet spot is never tiny

 

[LdyBGemini]

Thoughts...

I love a hard throbbing penis no matter what size.

I enjoy the fingers,tongue and lips as well...I seem to orgasm orally first and then love to be fucked ...and if he's still game love to sit on his penis and cum on it .

To sum it up it's everything...penis,fingers,tongue and lips.

So if the majority feels penis size isn't the most important thing do men feel the same way about woman's breast? Just curious.

 

[Guest]

any thoughts on my penis? *S*

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: Thoughts...

Absolutly, this is true. The size of a womans breasts has no import at all... I like them all, large and small.

 

[psyche]

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hmmmm my wet spot is never tiny

I knew I liked you for more than just your mind, Soron!

 

[psyche]

any thoughts on my penis? *S*

I don't like to think too much when I am looking a penis, looks fucking wonderful to me. And you're a cop - I like to speed, honey! Try to catch me.........

 

[Soron]

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I knew I liked you for more than just your mind, Soron!

ah well, you know what they say psyche...brilliant minds think alike!