Random Thought Thread

[aka Lusty]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[Elffy]

how far can a board walk?

 

[aka Lusty]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[Machiavellix]

If everyone in the world has a soulmate, what happens if the population of the world is odd?

 

[Elffy]

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

 

[purrbaby]

How come people say "healthy hair"? How can hair be healthy if it's dead?

 

[lrpoboy]

Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?

 

[dragonrazor]

why wasn't rome built in a day?

 

[lrpoboy]

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers punch each other in the face.

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[Elffy]

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

 

[dragonrazor]

why ask why...try Bud dry

 

[lrpoboy]

We are always told, "Practice makes perfect," -- but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
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[aka Lusty]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

 

[aka Lusty]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

[purrbaby]

Who was the first person to look at an oyster and think "tasty"?

 

[dragonrazor]

when in doubt, improvise

 

[aka Lusty]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[elrod]

how many variations are there on the word run. Some say tis 21 uses.!!!!

 

[dragonrazor]

why are there so many different words for sex, but so few for love?

 

[elrod]

sex - is only one little word lol. Why do we keep thinking about it?

 

[dragonrazor]

what would everyone do if Imaginary Friends were real?

 

[aka Lusty]

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

[Machiavellix]

Why is fuck such a bad word? Nowhere in the bible does it say that it's a sin to say that word. Yet we consider it a swear word. Why?

 

[Elffy]

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

 

[Brightdawn]

what if there were no hypothetical questions?