Random Thought Thread

[Rebel Rose]

If you shouldn't sweat the petty things should you pet the sweaty things?

 

[dragonrazor]

when in the course of human events....party of the first part...party of the second part...party of the third part...sounds like some party <<

 

[aka Lusty]

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

 

[dragonrazor]

how many bullet holes does it take to determine the caliber of a rifle?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

If people are made of carbon, and diamonds are made of carbon. why are so few people Diamonds in the rough?

 

[fathom7]

I am so blocked right now I don't even have a random thought.

 

[fathom7]

How can you post anything on days like this without going all TMI and shit?

 

[dragonrazor]

if the bossey kickey assey level up <<

 

[dragonrazor]

all your base are belong to us

 

[talikat]

All people make me happy. Some make me happy when they come, others make me happy when they leave.

 

[aka Lusty]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[dragonrazor]

where does L-n-L live *stares at her nipple*

 

[aka Lusty]

where does L-n-L live *stares at her nipple*

I'm telling. Nenner, neener, neener!

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

 

[dragonrazor]

I'm telling. Nenner, neener, neener!

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

lmao

if God made the universe....who made God?

 

[aka Lusty]

lmao

if God made the universe....who made God?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

 

[dragonrazor]

"god made dinosaurs, god destroyed dinosaurs...god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs"
"Dinosaurs...EAT man, woman inherits the earth"
*blank looks*

 

[Rebel Rose]

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

 

[dragonrazor]

firstly, you must bring us...ANOTHER SHRUBBERY

 

[aka Lusty]

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

[Machiavellix]

I need a drink.......................................................................................................................badly.

 

[Rebel Rose]

Do stairs go up or down?

 

[aka Lusty]

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

[Machiavellix]

If you have a movie based on a true story in which everyone dies at the end, how is it possible anyone has any idea what happened?

 

[aka Lusty]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

 

[Machiavellix]

What if an Elvis was wrong?