Random Thought Thread

[scbigdog65]

If you live in a state of chaos do you need to pay taxes?​

What's the capitol of the State of Chaos?

 

[Rebel Rose]

What's the capitol of the State of Chaos?

Confusion

 

[scbigdog65]

Confusion

Random?

 

[Rebel Rose]

Random?

premeditated

 

[scbigdog65]

premeditated

Is premeditated chaos an oxymoron?

 

[Rebel Rose]

When we ask people for advice aren't we really looking for an accomplice?

 

[Rebel Rose]

Is premeditated chaos an oxymoron?

Weren't we talking about confusion... the capital of the state of chaos?

 

[aka Lusty]

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

 

[scbigdog65]

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

He who laughs last laughs loudest.

 

[aka Lusty]

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

 

[pinklilone]

Dammit I am out of cheese~

 

[Rebel Rose]

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

 

[scbigdog65]

If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me.

 

[aka Lusty]

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

 

[Rebel Rose]

69% of statistics are "meaningless as well as undocumented information".........89% of the world's population knows that

 

[scbigdog65]

Always tell the truth. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

 

[aka Lusty]

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

[scbigdog65]

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Half of baseball is 90 percent mental.

 

[aka Lusty]

Don't hit a man with glasses...use your fist.

 

[scbigdog65]

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

 

[aka Lusty]

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

 

[scbigdog65]

If you haven't seen me in a month of Sundays, why didn't you take the rest of the week off, too?

 

[aka Lusty]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[Rebel Rose]

Why do we say love hurts? Love never hurts.
It's the absence of love that hurts isn't it?

 

[scbigdog65]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I had forgotten that...