Random Idea

[KarennaC]

Last night my boyfriend and I were talking about GPS voices. He says he knows someone who's got Yoda's voice on their GPS, and was making jokes about a GPS saying something like, "Turn left here. You idiot. You missed the turn. Go back now and do it right."

So I thought, what if a GPS was programmed to speak like a Dom or Domme?

I can't come up with a story to go with that, but if anyone else can, go for it.

As an additional plot bunny, there's a TV ad running here in the US where a GPS (with a woman's voice) refuses to let the male driver go anywhere until he gives "her" a necklace he bought for his girlfriend.

 

[emap]

I am so seeing a new car with all sorts of newfangled amenities, self driving, sex toys and of course a GPS device catering to your wants. so gal buys this new car gets the GPS altered to her desires and wishes, hot sexy voice knows her likes and dislikes. So after driving it around for a while it sorta turns on her and becomes like the needy GPS that just had to have the necklace.

Of course there are other amenities, since self driving you can sleep while driving and it has a safety feature, you can be strapped into the chair so you don't do anything while asleep, the sex toys are of course automatic insertion. Makes you wonder though, would a car raping you be rape?

 

[KarennaC]

emap, I like the way you think!

 

[Flashlight7.5]

Porn star voice

A friend of mine brought a GPS that spoke like an English man on a recent trip we took together. I told him I'd prefer it if the GPS had the voice of Taylor Wane instead.

 

[emap]

Yeah I do that on occassion, kinda scary isn't it.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

,,, would a car raping you be rape?

No - that would merely be equipment malfunction.

Wait a minute - that's what happens to old men ...

 

[emap]

Snoopy made a funny, oh my I thought you were to old.

 

[Kianna104]

They did something similar when the new Knight Rider seris was launched. The networks dont wat you to get up durring a commercial (sp?) break, or worse yet record it to your tv and fast forward through them .. So they played with it in a way thatwas kind of cute .

Mike wanted to go out "unbabysat" so he rents a car. through out the TV movie the producers put up a story where in Kitt gets jelous off the other car

 

[KarennaC]

There seem to be a lot of possibilities. If anyone uses one of these plot bunnies, please post here, 'cause I wanna read it.

Makes me think I should have sex in a car... after I make sure the GPS is shut off.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Makes me think I should have sex in a car... after I make sure the GPS is shut off.

If the GPS is shut off, how will you know when to turn and when to push straight on?

 

[KarennaC]

Snooper, good point... hmm... sex between humans directed by a dominating GPS...

 

[Carnevil9]

I have my GPS programmed to speak in a British Woman's voice. (I'm not British, by the way.) It sounds like Deanna Troy. Verrrrrry sexy.

 

[DarkBee]

I have my GPS programmed to speak in a British Woman's voice. (I'm not British, by the way.) It sounds like Deanna Troy. Verrrrrry sexy.

Anyone sounding like Marina Sirtis (who played Deanna Troi) is automatically sexy in my book. I'd have a hard time keeping where I'm going when a voice as sexy as hers would guide me: I would take every wrong turn, just to hear her correct me.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

Snooper, good point... hmm... sex between humans directed by a dominating GPS...

" ... you have selected the wrong tunnel. Reverse immediately and re-enter the alternate tunnel ... "

 

[KarennaC]

Snooper, lmao!