rain, you bastard!!

[pointless]

the yard is dying! stupid hot, low humidity weather last week raped half the grass. the yard looks retarded now. half of it needs to be mowed and the other half is brown and ugly. now it's cool, but there's no rain. i blame you people. you ruin everything good and right.

 

[Sean]

What you need is for the water companies to institute a hosepipe ban. When they did that in the UK it didn't stop pissing down for a month.

 

[pink]

What you need is for the water companies to institute a hosepipe ban. When they did that in the UK it didn't stop pissing down for a month.

You talk funny.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yelling at Lord Baal doesn't make Him very happy, you know.

 

[pointless]

or maybe i should get hose long to reach the dying part of the yard and then lose the reciept. that'll give that damned sky god a chance to fuck me out of some money. i bet he'd like that. he is kind of an asshole.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

or maybe i should get hose long to reach the dying part of the yard and then lose the reciept. that'll give that damned sky god a chance to fuck me out of some money. i bet he'd like that. he is kind of an asshole.

Sky gods love mortal women....are you a mortal woman?

 

[pointless]

you have obviously never read the bible. sky gods are not fans of the vajayjay.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

you have obviously never read the bible. sky gods are not fans of the vajayjay.

Oh, but I have......I meant Zeus.

 

[pointless]

zues? look, i'm not looking to get anyone raped here, dude.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

zues? look, i'm not looking to get anyone raped here, dude.

Yeah, I had to talk to him about that. Told him it wasn't cool to rape women while pretending to be a swan. Told him he had to cut that out before I could write any Lit stories about him, too. Bestiality is not allowed on Lit.

Five minutes later, I temporarily lost power in the apartment. Coincidence?

 

[islandman]

You talk funny.

Funniest post of the thread.

 

[pink]

Funniest post of the thread.

*bows*

 

[Sean Renaud]

Yeah, I had to talk to him about that. Told him it wasn't cool to rape women while pretending to be a swan. Told him he had to cut that out before I could write any Lit stories about him, too. Bestiality is not allowed on Lit.

Five minutes later, I temporarily lost power in the apartment. Coincidence?

Actually since Zeus would qualify as a shape shifter and not a swan I think Lit would allow it.

 

[semen4her]

I like my lawn to die.

Then I don't have to mow it.

 

[warrior queen]

Can't you put in a rainwater tank so you have water available for the drier months?

 

[BossMan62]

I like my lawn to die.

Then I don't have to mow it.

Now that is the funniest post in the thread.

 

[pointless]

Can't you put in a rainwater tank so you have water available for the drier months?

my neighbor has a rain barrel and i want to kill him for it. it's just a goddamned mosquito incubator.

 

[warrior queen]

my neighbor has a rain barrel and i want to kill him for it. it's just a goddamned mosquito incubator.

Go over there and put a drop of dishwashing liquid in it.
Breaks the surface tension and the mozzies can't breed coz the babies drop to the bottom and drown.

 

[KRCummings]

Can't you put in a rainwater tank so you have water available for the drier months?

We have what's called plumbing. It can be dry and we still get water whenever we want it.

 

[KRCummings]

my neighbor has a rain barrel and i want to kill him for it. it's just a goddamned mosquito incubator.

You need more bats. Of course then they get in the house and scare the shit out of everyone but they really do help with the skeeters.

 

[warrior queen]

We have what's called plumbing. It can be dry and we still get water whenever we want it.

You really are quite advanced where you live, aren't you!

 

[islandman]

We have what's called plumbing. It can be dry and we still get water whenever we want it.

You're the type of person that's killing the planet.

 

[KRCummings]

You're the type of person that's killing the planet.

The water is used to grow plants which are good for the planet. It's a win/win.

 

[islandman]

You need more bats. Of course then they get in the house and scare the shit out of everyone but they really do help with the skeeters.

My neighbor keeps a couple of goldfish in each barrel. They take care of any mosquito larvae.

 

[islandman]

The water is used to grow plants which are good for the planet. It's a win/win.

Plants are good for the planet? I thought plants just grew ON the planet.