Rain comes

Bear,
Are you absolutely sure that your LGS did not USE them blue pills?
I only mention it because we've had loads of cold and wet during the last month and I wondered if there was a connection. We've had the gentle rain all bloody day !
 
Bear,
Are you absolutely sure that your LGS did not USE them blue pills?
I only mention it because we've had loads of cold and wet during the last month and I wondered if there was a connection. We've had the gentle rain all bloody day !
If so, then the snake must have over-nighted himself from California to the UK. He's probably sight-seeing. Visiting London Bridge, the Eye, taking a trip to Stratford on Avon....

I wonder if he'll go shopping at Harrods?
 
If so, then the snake must have over-nighted himself from California to the UK. He's probably sight-seeing. Visiting London Bridge, the Eye, taking a trip to Stratford on Avon....

I wonder if he'll go shopping at Harrods?

I suspect that he's slipped onto the ferry and visiting Ireland, just out of pure spite! Evil, evil LGS.
 
I suspect that he's slipped onto the ferry and visiting Ireland, just out of pure spite! Evil, evil LGS.
Well, St. Patty's day is just around the corner, and you know how little green snakes like to go to Ireland and thumb their, um, tails at St. Patrick, prove that he didn't get rid of all the snakes in Ireland.

Little Green Snakes also like Guinness beer.
 
Well, St. Patty's day is just around the corner, and you know how little green snakes like to go to Ireland and thumb their, um, tails at St. Patrick, prove that he didn't get rid of all the snakes in Ireland.

Little Green Snakes also like Guinness beer.

Hmmm, if he gets to far into the Guinness, he's liable to start making rude comments about St. Paddy and that will get him in big trouble. It's a good thing he's green so he can make a break for the door and go hide in the grass!
 
I thought someone had to "Wave" the snake? Or would the oscillation of the waves in the atmosphere be enough to "Wave" his spirit?

God if he makes it to the troposphere, gasp. and he gets hit by the cosmic wind form the latest sunspots! Gasp, What have you done, Bear!
AGW and LGS? :eek:
 
Awright, since 1877 the L.A. annual rainfall average has been 14.98 inches. Since the start of the season (Jun 1) we've gotten 14.58" already. According to the Weather Service we're due for a rainy three-day next weekend and rain again Thursday after that. And this was supposed to be a dry La Nina year? Mercy, it looks to be raining well into March. Hmmm . . . good news for next year's dove and quail crop.
 
Well, St. Patty's day is just around the corner, and you know how little green snakes like to go to Ireland and thumb their, um, tails at St. Patrick, prove that he didn't get rid of all the snakes in Ireland.

Little Green Snakes also like Guinness beer.
Snakes have noses. They don't have thumbs, though.

They tail their noses at Patrick.
 
Well, having spent the last five months in India, I know a thing or two about that topic too - first of all the Monsoon didn't end in September/October, as it was supposed to, but went on until the end of December - now we have the so-called dry season: the last two days that meant torrential rainfalls with a powercut of almost twenty hours in their wake ... Just to annoy Trysail et al: The locals blame this on global warming.

The temperatures above 30 degrees Celsius throughout made all this kind of bearable though, and I have to admit, I am not really looking forward to my return to good old (and cold) Europe in March ...
 
Snakes have noses. They don't have thumbs, though.

They tail their noses at Patrick.
Quite right. He's gonna tail his nose at St. Patrick, get drunk and in a bar fight, then ship himself on home so he can steal more of VM's little blue pills and give us another rainy weekend here in Sunny Southern CA....
 
Snow?

Snow? Snow? SNOW?

Okay, Bear, enough is enough. Drowning in rain, as we're doing now, is one thing, but they're predicting SNOW! Snow in San Francisco which they haven't had since the bicentennial! Snow in Malibu!

Malibu!!! :eek:

Do you know what this is going to do to the vaunted reputation of Sunny Southern California?

I don't care what it takes, but you get your ass out there with a cage and whatever musical instruments or tasty goodies that green snake finds irresistible and you get him back. And once you get him back you lock him up some kind of vault.

Snow!

Friggin' ridiculous....
 
Snow? Snow? SNOW?

Okay, Bear, enough is enough. Drowning in rain, as we're doing now, is one thing, but they're predicting SNOW! Snow in San Francisco which they haven't had since the bicentennial! Snow in Malibu!

Malibu!!! :eek:

Do you know what this is going to do to the vaunted reputation of Sunny Southern California?

I don't care what it takes, but you get your ass out there with a cage and whatever musical instruments or tasty goodies that green snake finds irresistible and you get him back. And once you get him back you lock him up some kind of vault.

Snow!

Friggin' ridiculous....

Really? Well we got rain for the first since Christmas. It's been all snow lately, and we finally got rain! :D
 
SNOW? Surely not. I was here when it snowed during the bicentennial and that was the first time it had snowed in SoCal since my father was a cub. Good lord . . . Snow, twice in one bear's lifetime.
 
Just got back from the market. The northwest looks really scary.


Here, snakey, snakey. See the nice fat mousie I've got for you?
 
Whew! I think we dodged a bullet there...Clear if cool for Oscar Night! :cattail:
 
Send some of that wet stuff over here to this neck of the woods, we're in drought conditions. :eek:
 
Send some of that wet stuff over here to this neck of the woods, we're in drought conditions. :eek:
We're searching for the snake now...again! I really thought we were done with this. And thanks to all the rain we have a rainforest of bushes and leaves this spring, which only make it easier for him to hide from us...it's a con-spir-acy, I tell you!

If we find him, we'll happy over-night his little green rain-making tail to you. Fucker spent all winter trying to drown the west coast....
 
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