Rabbit Vibrators

[Saucyminx]

I was wondering the exact same thing.

I know what you mean--if I had to give up the toys, it would be bad for me as well as anyone who has to come in contact with me. I'm basically a nun now.

Go in peace, my children.

 

[anthilly]

I volunteer to stand in for any toys needed, except but plugs, I dont wanna be stuck there ALL day

 

[Saucyminx]

I volunteer to stand in for any toys needed, except but plugs, I dont wanna be stuck there ALL day

You are such a giver.

 

[anthilly]

You are such a giver.

I try, just waiting for the right lady to claim me.

 

[Emerson40]

How long have you been waiting to use that pic?

Bless you my child.

Now, please follow my good friend Ezekial's words:

Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my silicone and of my water-based lubricant, which I had given thee, and hast made to thyself images of men, and hast committed lewdness with them.
- Ezekial 16:17 - New Emerson's Version (2014)


I suggest three hail marys, two our fathers, and a session of prolonged penetrative penitence with thy's images of men.

Be sure to share pics of enraptured contrition with the gathered congregation.

I'm basically a nun now.

Go in peace, my children.

Nun?!?!

I heard you are a good girl, just with some bad "habits".

/rimshot

 

[wtex]

Tell the nuns to buy their own rabbit vibrators!

 

[Saucyminx]

I did! As Emerson said, it became a bad habit.

Heavens man, pay attention.

Now go in peace and blessings upon you.

 

[boomer177]

Age 41-50, huh? I'm having trouble remembering, too.

 

[redwingsgirl]

Adieu lapin doux...


http://38.media.tumblr.com/19d285ea29c79ff2a5a57b4922c5e1c4/tumblr_mniki7fAIQ1rbrhnko1_250.gif

YES. THAT. PLEASE.

Damn the evil chemical. A real cock can harm you (STDs) and now a fake one can too. Really not fair.

Though I have to admit, I can't keep a vibrator very long. ... I tend wear them out. *Sigh* But OH the clit stimulator is such a beautiful thing.